I Love My Car..No, Really...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Aug 21, 2009.

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  1. She doesn't seem too bothered by the considerable age (and height) difference. :roll:
     
  2. Romantically obsessed with an inanimate object, you say?

    That must be why I married my wife.........
     
  3. I'm pretty sure we had a thread on this a while ago, when there was a documentary about such people. My fave was a woman who was 'intimate' with a bannister! 8O She claimed that "he" was such a considerate lover! 8O :? :rofl:
     
  4. She doesn't seem too bothered by the considerable age (and height) difference.

    Almost the same difference between Jeff Goldblum and his latest pet squeeze/girl toy [ 35 years ]...
     
  5. You're just jealous! ;)
     
  6. You're just jealous

    of course I am.. I only get two reactions from young women when I give them the 'nod' these days.. Either they run away screaming or they break into uncontrollable laughter...
     
  7. I bet she's just stringing it along.



    Taxi!
     
  8. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    No, it makes her quiver.



    Save me a seat.
     
  9. Na.... Todger up the exhaust pipe....Na! Its better with the engine running m8te....... You feel the backpressure.... and that 'warm feeling'.... problem is it leaves the old Bishop a bit sooted up after a while..... :wink: :roll: :cry:

    Sad... innit.... 8O