I love my Arrse

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Auld-Yin, Mar 19, 2006.

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  1. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Yah beauty 8O

    Back up again. I was getting withdrawlal symptoms - jeeze I even posted on Rear Party to get a (albeit weak) fix.

    Thank You COs, you are life savers.

    I can sleep tonight - if the site stays up.
  2. I love your arrse too.

    In the meantime, these feckers don't give squaddie discount: theforburyhotel.co.uk 08000 789 789

    At which stage do we start killing them? I would rather like to stay there this weekend.

    BTW, Well done BCO xxxx
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You have very open (and wide) arms then :wink:
  4. That is some fat arrse then. Big boy. :p
  5. Full of porridge oats, salted not sweet.... :mrgreen:
  6. aaaaaaaaaaaaah the site is back up running, once again I can fulfill my arrse desires

    is it healthy to be addicted to arrse?
  7. Unlike yours which clearly tastes of Crunchy Nuts.

    Mmm, juicey :p
  8. crabby wrote

    only in the navy fella.

    i know its legal nowadays but its still a one way valve for me :lol: :lol:
  9. but arrse has me tickled pink :D

    (possibly the worst thing I've ever said, may have to go confess in the other part of the naafi)
  10. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor


    Don't you just feel the lurve :D
  11. Dunno, depends if you are a Liberal MP or not.

  12. Dale heard from several sources that the "Rubber hangar" you boast of for an arrse resembles the decorating dept of the local adult "special needs learming centre". With varies weak and strong textures of "Artex" from many merry mongs from bygone years on all visible surfaces and some oozing down the stairs towards "Biffins" bridge. :wink:
  13. :D :D Mods, you are indeed worth your place in heaven :lol:

    I was getting fed up of picking the blue fluff from my bellybutton, not enough to play with 8O


  14. I would love your ass babe lol

    posted far away from you too soon.. :-(
  15. Ugh, they're just teasing me with arrse now!!!! They give me a quick flash and just as I'm about to grab hold properly arrse is no longer available. Do they realise what they're doing to me???
    Much as I may or may not love you bad co, I need your arrse and I need it often!!!