I love my Arrse

Auld-Yin

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#1
Yah beauty 8O

Back up again. I was getting withdrawlal symptoms - jeeze I even posted on Rear Party to get a (albeit weak) fix.

Thank You COs, you are life savers.

I can sleep tonight - if the site stays up.
 
#2
I love your arrse too.

In the meantime, these feckers don't give squaddie discount: theforburyhotel.co.uk 08000 789 789

At which stage do we start killing them? I would rather like to stay there this weekend.

BTW, Well done BCO xxxx
 

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Dale the snail said:
I love your arrse too.
BTW, Well done BCO xxxx
You have very open (and wide) arms then :wink:
 
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Auld-Yin said:
Dale the snail said:
I love your arrse too.
BTW, Well done BCO xxxx
You have very open (and wide) arms then :wink:
That is some fat arrse then. Big boy. :p
 
#6
aaaaaaaaaaaaah the site is back up running, once again I can fulfill my arrse desires

is it healthy to be addicted to arrse?
 
#7
Harry_Webster said:
That is some fat arrse then. Big boy
Full of porridge oats, salted not sweet.... :mrgreen:
Unlike yours which clearly tastes of Crunchy Nuts.

Mmm, juicey :p
 
#8
crabby wrote

is it healthy to be addicted to arrse?
only in the navy fella.

i know its legal nowadays but its still a one way valve for me :lol: :lol:
 
#9
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
crabby wrote

is it healthy to be addicted to arrse?
only in the navy fella.

i know its legal nowadays but its still a one way valve for me :lol: :lol:
but arrse has me tickled pink :D

(possibly the worst thing I've ever said, may have to go confess in the other part of the naafi)
 

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Don't you just feel the lurve :D
 
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Dale the snail said:
Harry_Webster said:
That is some fat arrse then. Big boy
Full of porridge oats, salted not sweet.... :mrgreen:
Unlike yours which clearly tastes of Crunchy Nuts.
Dale heard from several sources that the "Rubber hangar" you boast of for an arrse resembles the decorating dept of the local adult "special needs learming centre". With varies weak and strong textures of "Artex" from many merry mongs from bygone years on all visible surfaces and some oozing down the stairs towards "Biffins" bridge. :wink:
 
#13
:D :D Mods, you are indeed worth your place in heaven :lol:

I was getting fed up of picking the blue fluff from my bellybutton, not enough to play with 8O

Cheers

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#14
Dale the snail said:
I love your arrse too.

In the meantime, these feckers don't give squaddie discount: theforburyhotel.co.uk 08000 789 789

At which stage do we start killing them? I would rather like to stay there this weekend.

BTW, Well done BCO xxxx
I would love your ass babe lol

posted far away from you too soon.. :-(
 
#15
Ugh, they're just teasing me with arrse now!!!! They give me a quick flash and just as I'm about to grab hold properly arrse is no longer available. Do they realise what they're doing to me???
Much as I may or may not love you bad co, I need your arrse and I need it often!!!
 
#16
Where did it go? And why do I now have a blue ARRSE? Has the hypothermia settled in?
 
#17
birduk said:
Where did it go? And why do I now have a blue ARRSE? Has the hypothermia settled in?
I agree: looks a bit like RAF blue.....!

You take a short break and everything has changed on your return!

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