I Like Watching Womens Tennis. Am I Gay?

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  1. Title says it all.................but...............

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    or (and he's not daft!)

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    Love the caption!!
     
  2. yes, yes you are. but for the remainder of the wimbledon fortnight, much like the beginning and middle of it, so is every other man in britain with access to a remote control and a telly. so, no worries.
     
  3. Kournikova ain't as nice as Sharapova - she looks a bit of mlarr. Not as good at tennis either.
     
  4. Yes if you fancy any of those munters in the gym, bunch of men.
     
  5. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Warm thighs and cool strawberries and champagne ... the perfect combination, washed down with a perspiring c............ ;-)
     
  6. prefer kournikova if i'm honest, sharapova just doesn't get me as hard. as for tennis-playing skill, i couldn't possibly comment.
     
  7. Where else can you
    a)watch women in skimpy clothing and tight knickers and
    b)hear them panting, screaming, grunting and moaning like they're being fcuked hard in the arrse !?

    For ultimate satisfaction, I pipe the sound through my 7.1 amp and let the house reverberate to this glorious melange of passion.
     
  8. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Low tech household ... I just record the games and then play back in slow motion ...
     
  9. Pausing no doubt when their legs are akimbo and the damp patch highlights itself. 8)

    The applause at the endof every set is grist to one's mill.
     
  10. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Applause for them, and not for me ... dammit! :roll:
     
  11. It ends with:

    "So what does this list tell us about women’s tennis?"

    Err, it tells us you can't count to 10, Belushi (the thread poster), you mong. There are 11 of them!

    Not that I'm complaining - that is one wicked cleavage on young Maria.

    But, by country:

    USA = 1
    Slovakia = 1
    Argentina = 1
    Czech Republic = 1
    Serbia = 1
    Poland = 1
    Ukraine = 1
    Russia = 4

    Is there a trend?
     
  12. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    "Women you fancy you shouldn't"

    ... why does Justine Henin get me interested?

    Maria could/would/certainly would kill me ... I'll leave that for the younger ones! :oops:
     
  13. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Well, I have these dvds.......................
     
  14. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Can we bypass all that Ebay sh1t?
    PM .... :wink: