I like to...

#1
Sit in my shed and eat biscuits whilst reading my hammer catalogue.

What about you?





This is where I deploy my stainless-steel (with all brass fittings) Shed-B-Safe® protective shield.
 
#2
I like to browse the underwear section of the Gratton Catalogue while drinking tea on the karzi (door open!)
 
#3
I like to covertly rub myself against young women on public transport.
 
#6
I like to fart in a crowded lift and quickly get off.Life in the fast lane.
 
#7
I like to dress up as a young woman and, whilst using public transport, allow myself to be rubbed up against by middle aged ex-Squaddies. ;-)
 
#8
I like to dress up as a young woman and, whilst using public transport, allow myself to be rubbed up against by middle aged ex-Squaddies. ;-)
You may want to check your shoes for... stains. Of some sort.
 
#10
I like to stick my finger up my arse and sit on my elbow, to watch TV
 
#11
My goats bollocks weigh a ton
put a finger up your bum
 
#14
I like to pretend that I'm a soon-to-be-retired female RMP Captain who shagged an RM officer and is now all bitter & twisted about it.
 
#15
I like to pretend that I'm a soon-to-be-retired female RMP Captain who shagged an RM officer and is now all bitter & twisted about it.
Zero you FUCKING PIGBITCH WHORESLAG MONSTER COWTURD!!!

Oh... you were kidding... Erm... Sorry.
 
#17
...read the Evans catalogue underwear section...at work...in front of my boss...and pass comment on the state of the models lady gardens.
 
#18
I like to have a wank in the morning when I wake up, and a wank in the evening before I go to sleep.......and a wank a lunch time.......and possibly one halfway through the afternoon.
 

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