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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Twattipus, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. Sit in my shed and eat biscuits whilst reading my hammer catalogue.

    What about you?





    This is where I deploy my stainless-steel (with all brass fittings) Shed-B-Safe® protective shield.
     
  2. I like to browse the underwear section of the Gratton Catalogue while drinking tea on the karzi (door open!)
     
  3. I like to covertly rub myself against young women on public transport.
     
  4. Rim my father in laws coffee mug, cos he's a cunt.
     
  5. I like to read amusing dits on ARRSE......perhaps one day.
     
  6. I like to fart in a crowded lift and quickly get off.Life in the fast lane.
     
  7. I like to dress up as a young woman and, whilst using public transport, allow myself to be rubbed up against by middle aged ex-Squaddies. ;-)
     
  8. You may want to check your shoes for... stains. Of some sort.
     
  9. Heeeeeeeello good looking!
     
  10. HHH

    HHH LE

    I like to stick my finger up my arse and sit on my elbow, to watch TV
     
  11. My goats bollocks weigh a ton
    put a finger up your bum
     
  12. You been drinking again?
     
  13. Clean Holly Willoughby's teeth with my testicular toothpaste!
     
  14. I like to pretend that I'm a soon-to-be-retired female RMP Captain who shagged an RM officer and is now all bitter & twisted about it.
     
  15. Zero you FUCKING PIGBITCH WHORESLAG MONSTER COWTURD!!!

    Oh... you were kidding... Erm... Sorry.