I like my wife

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Renut, Nov 26, 2011.

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  1. So I was on the old computer the other night when the wife came up behind me and said..
    "What are you looking at"
    "Cheap flights" I quickly answered.
    She was overjoyed. "I Love You" she shouted, gave me a big hug and proceeded to give my a cracking Blow Job.

    Until then I had no idea the wife was interested in darts.
     
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  3. I thought it was funny, very funny.
     
  4. Makes a refreshing change to see a new joke on here, Well done, you.
     
  5. Which new joke might that be???
     
  6. I walked home and said to my Wife,
    "I've been so busy I don't know whether I'm coming or going!!"
    She Replies,
    "By the look on your face you're going. Because when you're coming you look like a fucking stroke victim trying to whistle!"
    Cheeky bitch!