I like my wife

So I was on the old computer the other night when the wife came up behind me and said..
"What are you looking at"
"Cheap flights" I quickly answered.
She was overjoyed. "I Love You" she shouted, gave me a big hug and proceeded to give my a cracking Blow Job.

Until then I had no idea the wife was interested in darts.
I walked home and said to my Wife,
"I've been so busy I don't know whether I'm coming or going!!"
She Replies,
"By the look on your face you're going. Because when you're coming you look like a fucking stroke victim trying to whistle!"
Cheeky bitch!

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