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i know i sound dumb......

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#2
Just walk up to a mirror. look at it hard and see yourself. That is a Walt. Feck off spunkbubble. Look it up in ARRSEpedia
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#4
I say again, Just walk up to a mirror. look at it hard and see yourself. That is a Walt. Feck off spunkbubble. Look it up in ARRSEpedia


I have read your pus filled sh!te that you call posts. Now don't communicate with me ever, ever again.
 
#6
yes, i will take ur sound advice...and look it up. Though i guess from reading ur profile, i doubt id have much more research to do.

u, r one of kind......
 
#7
dkny said:
Though i guess from reading ur profile, i doubt id have much more research to do.
If your assumed definition of a "Walt" is someone who wishes that they where actually a puppet in a 1970's Childrens TV program due to the unrecoverable psycological scars retained from their own bad experiances whenever a certain theme tune came on on a Friday night and Daddy started to take off his belt, then preceeded to string a little boy up like a marinet, then yes, your research is over.
 
#8
A walt is what pillocks who can't think fpor themselves call people because someone else calls them that, then , when you ask them what it means you get a load of abuse. I don'r know what a walt is either but I can recognise a pillock from afar.
 
#9
dkny said:
yes, i will take ur sound advice...and look it up. Though i guess from reading ur profile, i doubt id have much more research to do.

u, r one of kind......

Hopefully you are too.... or shud that b 'u r 2'?

How long have you been glue sniffing, DKNY?
 

mysteron

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
DISCOS said:
I hope this is a wah, if it is thats a mighty fine bite you have just got of mysteron!!!
Unfortunately, this spunkbubble was been posting a lot of sh!te and has been winding me up for a while. I assure you that this is as good as that idiot gets to putting something near english on here.

The bite was taken by me - Yes. But hopefully it will get the message.

Edited for mong spelling, damn those bottles of Magners!! :oops:
 
#12
erus,

No doubt some would argue that im one of a kind, although there may be some debate concerning the context.

As for the glue......not sure how best to answer that one, though outa interest, why did u suggest that?
 
#13
dkny said:
As for the glue......not sure how best to answer that one, though outa interest, why did u suggest that?
Because Glue would be the most useful thing that your body, nay your existance could be used for?

Just wildly stabbing in the dark, mind.
 
#14
dkny said:
but can sum1 please give me a definitive meaning of the term 'WALT'
Jesus, do you know how many fcuking threads there on this??? You too lazy to look it up or something???
Stop posting sh1t like this, ok?
 
#15
mysteron said:
DISCOS said:
I hope this is a wah, if it is thats a mighty fine bite you have just got of mysteron!!!
Unfortunately, this spunkbubble was been posting a lot of sh!te and has been winding me up for a while. I assure you that this is as good as that idiot gets to putting something near english on here.

The bite was taken by me - Yes. But hopefully it will get the message.

Edited for mong spelling, damn those bottles of Magners!! :oops:
You nearly had me believing your tripe about my topics. Its only after reviewing them that i realised you were completely mistaken. Furthermore, it would appear that my level of competency regarding the English language, is substantially better than yours......I can only assume that you have me confused with perhaps one of your other friends.
 
#16
dkny said:
mysteron said:
DISCOS said:
I hope this is a wah, if it is thats a mighty fine bite you have just got of mysteron!!!
Unfortunately, this spunkbubble was been posting a lot of sh!te and has been winding me up for a while. I assure you that this is as good as that idiot gets to putting something near english on here.

The bite was taken by me - Yes. But hopefully it will get the message.

Edited for mong spelling, damn those bottles of Magners!! :oops:
You nearly had me believing your tripe about my topics. Its only after reviewing them that i realised you were completely mistaken. Furthermore, it would appear that my level of competency regarding the English language, is substantially better than yours......I can only assume that you have me confused with perhaps one of your other friends.
Erm yeah...

You seem proficient in text language though, for example:

calm down....relax....have i hurt u, does it bring back memories, was this once a title aptly given 2 urself......

Don't slag other people off for not spelling right when you use text speak.
 
#18
5.56mm said:
dkny said:
but can sum1 please give me a definitive meaning of the term 'WALT'
Jesus, do you know how many fcuking threads there on this??? You too lazy to look it up or something???
Stop posting sh1t like this, ok?
Point taken! Nonetheless, would it have really been 2 much to ask for someone to provide a definitive meaning......
 
#19
dkny said:
erus,

No doubt some would argue that im one of a kind, although there may be some debate concerning the context.

As for the glue......not sure how best to answer that one, though outa interest, why did u suggest that?
You are either incredibly thick or a genius of mammoth proportions.

The jury is out but I'm putting money on you being a bit of a wind up mechant.

Either way. Dull, been done before and not terribly original.

Can we not have some new original wind up merchants who are able to at least give us all a run for our money?

This current bunch are as obvious as Ian Huntly in a creche whilst wearing a toddler on his cock.
 

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