I know I am a terrorist - but can I have a passport ??

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by RABC, Mar 20, 2007.

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  1. Of course this will never happen with identity cards.....

    (Go on Sven, tell us all why your masters are right about ID cards... :yawn: )
     
  2. The main threats of fraud came from first-time adult applicants followed by first-time child applications, she added(B..B.C.)

    May be it should be introduced that every one should be D.N.A. when they are born at least they wont be able to fraud the passport office then
     
  3. That high pitched whirring noise you can hear is the sound of Sir Winston Churchill spinning in his grave.

    Wrap his casket in a coil of copper wire and we may have just cracked the problem of power generation for the next 100 years!

    It would be too much to hope for a sacking or a resignation I suppose?
     
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  6. It's never been the same since the big black cardboardy ones disappeared... could get a fella out of the stickiest of spots... blasted Euro-lightweight-plasticky-piece-of-junk-thingy-passport...
     
  7. As you are being facetious so am I - you are quite correct!
     
  8. ditto
     

  9. You'd be fcuked then. I doubt they could find any sign of DNA in your riddled carcass.
     
  10. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Or traces of cancer either. Lying bitch.