I Know A Song That Will Get on Your Nerves

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  1. I just spoke to my angel of lightness (Beebs), who insisted on singing "Row Row Row your boat, gently down the stream"

    Can I get that tune out of my head? Not a chance.

    Any other disgusting tunes you can think of?
     
  2. Vindaloo... Vindalooooooo... Vindaloo Vindaloo naaah naaaaaaaaaa


    Fcuking thing :twisted:
     
  3. Saturday Night by Whigfield.

    It makes me very angry....
     
  4. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    That one from the 'Shiela's wheels' advert!!! (for slappa's that enjoy their cars).....AAAAGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. got to be Shiela's Wheels I want to kill them all...
     
  6. Don't start me off on Slappers Wheels.
     
  7. If I Only Had a Brain from The Wizard of Oz.

    Do do do do do dodoo, do do do do do dodoooo, do do do do do doooooo.

    Fecking hell. It's started again now.
     
  8. If it was the Catpaine Blackudder version it would have been acceptable.
     
  9. Saw this in action at the end of first term RMAS. Just before starting long reach around plynlimon (in the days before argentinian beef disputes!) one of our pl went up to someone in the other pl and sang the first few bars of Kylie's greatest "I should be so lucky, lucky lucky, lucky, I should be so lucky in luurve...."

    48 hrs hours later saw unlucky bugger, slightly deranged and still humming miss minogue :D















    (how many of you are humming along to Oz's pop queen now?)
     
  10. At present it would have to be "Ten German Bombers" courtesy of the leagues of potbellied morons that are the worst possible advert for our country.

    Worth trying in an office is to trumpet (i.e. play by blowing through the lips rather than humming) the Birdy Song. Without being able to help themselves people will start copying and by the end of the week you should have been able to get the tune to travel a few rows.
     
  11. Unfortunately this is always happening. I thnk you get the thing in your head then your brain somehow tries to expel it by issuing it from your gob.

    There are 2 at the moment that are really bugging me:

    My hips don't lie by Shakira. WTF! what happens? when she sees a bloke she fancies her hips start gyrating? She'd be easy to pick up, and not very welcome at dinner parties.

    The other one is Zeit das sich was dreht by Herbert Groenemeyer. The official anthem of the world cup. What a pretentious piece of self-absorbed rubbish. This is a stiff boring conventional songwriter, trying to show how hip he is by patronisingly including other culture's rhythms and beats into a crap song about 'something should happen now'.

    Sorry.
     
  12. Don't know the words to the ten german bombers. What does it go like?

    Sheilas wheels, they make out birds are safer drivers but the entire advert consists of the driver barely holding the steering wheel and not looking at the road. the safest part of the add is when the sheilas are driven by the male chauffer.

    My fave song.


    Verse one, with feeling.

    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves.

    Chorus

    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves.

    Verse two, with more feeling

    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves.

    Chorus

    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves.

    Verse three, with even more feeling

    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves.

    chorus

    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves.

    verse four, let it all go bags of passion.

    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves.
    I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get get get on your nerves.
     
  13. South Cerney, awaiting flights to Cyprus, someone has the bright idea of putting an "only fools and horses" DVD on the big screen, they then leave it on the title screen with the f@*king music playing over and over and over............
     
  14. Just for you rab
     
  15. J_D

    J_D LE

    Father Abraham had seven sons.
    Seven sons had father Abraham.
    And he never laughed, and he never cried.
    All he did was go like this:

    With his left arm......................

    Father Abraham had seven sons.
    Seven sons had father Abraham.
    And he never laughed, and he never cried.
    All he did was go like this:

    or failing that, you could sing;

    Let me take you to the place
    Where membership's a smiling face,
    Brush shoulders with the stars.
    Where strangers take you by the hand,
    And welcome you to wonderland -
    From beneath their panamas...

    Chorus:

    Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
    Fun and sunshine - there's enough for everyone.
    All that's missing is the sea,
    But don't worry, you can suntan!

    Castaways and Lovers meet,
    Then kiss in Tropicana's heat,
    Watch the waves break on the bay.
    Soft white sands, a blue lagoon,
    Cocktail time, a summer's tune,
    A whole night's holiday!

    Chorus

    Pack your bags,
    And leave tonight.
    Don't take your time,
    Gotta move your feet, don't you miss the flight!
    Cool, cool, cool, cool