The ultimate confession thread. It's time to own up... or to walt away if you actually did know a bloke who did something you wish you'd done. Doesn't matter: everybody will suspect it's you. See: I know a bloke who had his virginity practically stolen by a girl called Womble. This poor bloke went traipsing round after her trying to get some of the same for weeks. Finally he confronted her best friend who put it plainly that Womble wasn't interested... but this bloke had one last foolish question: Why was she called Womble: Because she picks up rubbish!... Awww I nearly died... NO! sorry!.. I mean he did.