"I just spat tea all over the keyboard"

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Baiter, Feb 19, 2010.

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  1. No - really I just did. Nothing on the site, but I had just taken a large mouthful of Taylors Finest Yorkshire Brew when I burped and saturated the keyboard.

    Interestingly this is probably the first time in recorded histoery that somebody has spat a hot beverage over any form of electronic communication device.

    Just though I'd share that with you.
  2. Thank you.... I shall alert the media.
  3. Shouldn't bother if I was you - this is a thread destined for the hole. I can't understand why some people start the bone threads.

  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Quite agree with you Master B :p
  5. I've jizzed on my keyboard once, or twice, possibly.

    Does that count?
  6. Even though many people on this site say they have, Im betting you're the first that actually has.

    "Haha that was so funny I just spat my tea all over the keyboard, you owe me a new one!!!"

    "Well, no I dont really, do I? You're lying aren't you?" :roll:
  7. It does, it also adds a whole new dimension to the expression, 'sticky keys'
  8. You started the thread......
  9. So he did. 8O
  10. PG Tips (for the winning with). NSN 4455-4443-6785.

  11. I've got an old Epson printer and diarrhoea, I'll stand it in the shower.
  12. With diarrhoea, it's not going to be an inkjet.
  13. [pro word NO WAH]

    The use of pro word NO WAH can prevent posters looking slow.....

    [NO WAH ends]
  14. Nah, will probably be dot matrix.
  15. You sure its not a thermal head (turtle's)?