I just realized me wife is fat when...

My lardy cousin was complaining earlier that her tops keep getting shorter. No love, it's just that your gut keeps getting bigger.
I just realised when my wife is fat..?

When you can't get xxxx all through the fat and the gristle - call in the A10 Napalm squad and cook her down.

Orange jacket on her back will get her hit every time.
....I burnt my arse on the light bulb when I was shagging her.

Yeah I know its an oldie but then again so am I.
Your wife's is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Your wife's so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one who got a tan.
I sat in the room opposite her and realised I was sat next to her
A team of scientists fly in from Switzerland to study her gravitational field?

She makes your mum look slim?

Not even a squaddie would shag her?


Markintime said:
You realise your wife is too fat when she even gets turned down for a job in the NAAFI.
thats impossible..some of the heffers that used to work there in germany ffs :D
You realise your wife is too fat when she gets a GUNT........thats a gut that hangs over a Cnut!!
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