I just realized me wife is fat when...

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  1. ...I was folding one of her undies and realized the waist hole was actually one of the leg holes. :x

    Any other tales of blubber?
  2. My lardy cousin was complaining earlier that her tops keep getting shorter. No love, it's just that your gut keeps getting bigger.
  3. Didn't you realise this as you were putting them on? :wink:
  4. When she asked me for a paracetemol, she asked for the ketchup at the same time!
  5. I just realised when my wife is fat..?

    When you can't get xxxx all through the fat and the gristle - call in the A10 Napalm squad and cook her down.

    Orange jacket on her back will get her hit every time.
  6. This was our cake on our wedding!

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  7. You know your wife's too lardy when everyone looks at her when they smell a fart.
  8. ....I burnt my arse on the light bulb when I was shagging her.

    Yeah I know its an oldie but then again so am I.
  9. Your wife's is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

    Your wife's so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one who got a tan.
  10. You need Hewden' to get her into the reinforced bed !
  11. Your wife is so fat she was baptized at Sea World.

    Your wife is so fat, she wore a Malcom X jacket and a helicoptor landed on her.
  12. I sat in the room opposite her and realised I was sat next to her
  13. she laid in the garden and ordnance survey came and and added a contour line
  14. A team of scientists fly in from Switzerland to study her gravitational field?

    She makes your mum look slim?

    Not even a squaddie would shag her?
  15. That bird hasn't been born yet!