I just had to share this with you

#1
Just received this via pm from the latest incarnation of Arrses resident skip-licker.

i need your help i dont know what to do ,i have this friend who is a marine .

i thought he wanted a chat

so he asked me to go on msn and do a video link i was shocked to find that he had his manhood in is hand rubbing it back and for .

what do i say to him ,i was so shocked i blocked him in disgust
Made me chuckle.
 
#3
whats wrong in a bit of web-pulling :? she,s such a prude. :wink:
 
#4
Women! No sense of adventure.
 
#5
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Just received this via pm from the latest incarnation of Arrses resident skip-licker.

i need your help i dont know what to do ,i have this friend who is a marine .

i thought he wanted a chat

so he asked me to go on msn and do a video link i was shocked to find that he had his manhood in is hand rubbing it back and for .

what do i say to him ,i was so shocked i blocked him in disgust
Made me chuckle.
Was it attached? 'cos if not that would have been sick :D
 
#6
Butler, how good are you at cleaning? I think I'm going to need your help getting a port stain off my monitor.
 
#7
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Just received this via pm from the latest incarnation of Arrses resident skip-licker.

i need your help i dont know what to do ,i have this friend who is a marine .

i thought he wanted a chat

so he asked me to go on msn and do a video link i was shocked to find that he had his manhood in is hand rubbing it back and for .

what do i say to him ,i was so shocked i blocked him in disgust
Made me chuckle.
Good to see the Marines take care in cleaning their weapons, did you ask her if it was the size of a pistol or LMG.
 
#8
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
i need your help i dont know what to do ,i have this friend who is a marine .

i thought he wanted a chat

so he asked me to go on msn and do a video link i was shocked to find that he had his manhood in is hand rubbing it back and for .

what do i say to him ,i was so shocked i blocked him in disgust
I cannot believe that.
If he was in the RMs, it would have been someone else's tackle.
 
#9
Onetap said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
i need your help i dont know what to do ,i have this friend who is a marine .

i thought he wanted a chat

so he asked me to go on msn and do a video link i was shocked to find that he had his manhood in is hand rubbing it back and for .

what do i say to him ,i was so shocked i blocked him in disgust
I cannot believe that.
If he was in the RMs, it would have been someone else's tackle.
With a roll mat round it.
 
#10
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
Just received this via pm from the latest incarnation of Arrses resident skip-licker.

i need your help i dont know what to do ,i have this friend who is a marine .

i thought he wanted a chat

so he asked me to go on msn and do a video link i was shocked to find that he had his manhood in is hand rubbing it back and for .

what do i say to him ,i was so shocked i blocked him in disgust
Made me chuckle.
Obviously he has never seen her.
 
#11
But we all know the skip-licker is a lying, cancer walting bag of puppy sick.

It was obvious she was lying. She stated she had a 'friend'.

How long will it be before her boyfriend/nephew pipes up saying it was a clever ruse by him to wind us (me) up?



I only have one New Years wish.

It involves a vehicle from the Atomic Weapons Establishment, some black ice, a small village in South Wales and a large fire.
 
#12
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
But we all know the skip-licker is a lying, cancer walting bag of puppy sick.

It was obvious she was lying. She stated she had a 'friend'.

How long will it be before her boyfriend/nephew pipes up saying it was a clever ruse by him to wind us (me) up?



I only have one New Years wish.

It involves a vehicle from the Atomic Weapons Establishment, some black ice, a small village in South Wales and a large fire.
Flashy, I have one thing to say:- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
#13
And theres more;

i told you that the surgeon thought it was cancerous no i was not lying.

yes i did have a gurkha boyfriend i just didnt know he was married

god help what you are then if i am not a human being you must be a robot with about 100 people speaking up for you


and i dont have to justify myself to you

Chubbs surgeon;

"Hi, everybody"
 
#14
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
And theres more;

i told you that the surgeon thought it was cancerous no i was not lying.

yes i did have a gurkha boyfriend i just didnt know he was married

god help what you are then if i am not a human being you must be a robot with about 100 people speaking up for you


and i dont have to justify myself to you

Chubbs surgeon;

"Hi, everybody"
Sh*te Flashys a robot, he's taking over the world, knock me off your list of friends speaking up for you now CNUT your down to 99 now. ask her to pm me please i need some loving, tell her Im not married either its just a soveriegn ring on my finger.
 

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