I just had to post this.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Steven, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. What did she ever see in him?
  2. WTF,

    Well, love is blind but there's hope for some of us at least.
  3. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    He was either very rich or hung like a donkey....

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  4. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    Mr Cadman-Jones, a solicitor (in other words - rich bastard) - what did she ever seen in him, indeed.

    Tell me Miss Magee - what was it that first attracted you to millionaire, Paul Daniels?

    And blokes get heat for staring at women's chests - at least we're open and honest about it and don't go banging on about "nice personality", when Captain Subtext is really saying "nice wallet"
  5. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

  6. He has the kind of face you'd like to feed through a potato chipper then deep fry the result so you can stamp on it.
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  7. Another entry in The Great Book Of British Teeth.

    fucking hell!
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  8. Don't knock it, not every one can eat an apple through a tennis racket
  9. He must have a cock like a babies arm holding an apple.
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  10. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Perhaps we could match him up with Corrina from the Man on a Mission 2 thread. She's also got impressive dentistry. That would truly be a clash of the titans...