Sadly I do......there's nowhere to go in Pompey anyway even with your civ kit sneakily hidden in a binlinerI have not a ******* scooby doo what any of that statement means.
The training normally ''kicks in'' when you piss in the wardrobe.If we think about it - most of us on here still probably venture out of bed for a piss during the night ensuring we have one eye closed - just in case we encounter a trip-flare on the landing or someone launches a shermuly from downstairs
That's your training kicking in right there - decades after your service.
Works equally well in the Air Force. One should occasionally stop, tut a few times, tap the clipboard with a pencil before appearing to make a note in the margins then purposefully moving off at a brisk pace. A useful diversionary manoeuvre should somebody more senior be about to ask what one is up to.TVM. In the Army the same thing is achieved by walking purposefully around camp armed with a fake clipboard.
Conversation at the dinner table - RA Regt Officers' MessArmy training? Show sink full of piss 22:00 hours.
However being Gunners you know that the piss will just spray all over the place and land anywhere but in the sink (aka "the target")Conversation at the dinner table - RA Regt Officers' Mess
LE Major: They've put a new sink in my room. For the first time I've got a sink no one has ever pissed in.
Devex: Until tonight!
LE Major: (indignant) Are you suggesting I still piss in my sink?
Lt Col at his usual head of the table seat: Well, I still piss in mine so why not?