Were you on table 32 to the left of the fire? If so then I mopped it up while you were trying to cadge a fag end off the aging prossie near the door and squeezed it back into your pint. Serves you right for drinking Theakstons.I was in a Wetherspoons the other day when I badly needed a wee wee.
I got a grid reference and, using my OS sheet and Maglite, I identified the urination station. It seemed to be some way off, I hadn't brought extra rations or crampons! What to do??
Luckily my sapper training kicked in, and I remained where I was, had another beer and let it run down my leg.