Hello everybody! I originally posted this in the NAAFI bar section but did not get much sense out of anybody. I have had a bit of a sheltered life as my dad is a vicar. My mum is pestering me to get a job as I have not worked since I left school in 2006. She thinks I should join the Army but I am a bit worried because my best mate joined the AGC and said that it was full of blokes who looked at him funny when he was in the shower. It was so bad he went AWOL and ended up in Colchester. Is this true or is he winding me up? PS Should I join the Parachute Regiment or the Green Jackets? I was a CDT Sgt and a 3* cadet in the ACF and have got a D of E Gold and 8 GCSEs and 3 A'levels so should I apply for a commission?