I hope I will get some sense here.

#1
Hello everybody!

I originally posted this in the NAAFI bar section but did not get much sense out of anybody. I have had a bit of a sheltered life as my dad is a vicar.

My mum is pestering me to get a job as I have not worked since I left school in 2006.

She thinks I should join the Army but I am a bit worried because my best mate joined the AGC and said that it was full of blokes who looked at him funny when he was in the shower. It was so bad he went AWOL and ended up in Colchester.

Is this true or is he winding me up?

PS Should I join the Parachute Regiment or the Green Jackets? I was a CDT Sgt and a 3* cadet in the ACF and have got a D of E Gold and 8 GCSEs and 3 A'levels so should I apply for a commission?
 
#2
Wind up merchant.
 
#3
:)
Hello everybody!

I originally posted this in the NAAFI bar section but did not get much sense out of anybody. I have had a bit of a sheltered life as my dad is a vicar.

My mum is pestering me to get a job as I have not worked since I left school in 2006.

She thinks I should join the Army but I am a bit worried because my best mate joined the AGC and said that it was full of blokes who looked at him funny when he was in the shower. It was so bad he went AWOL and ended up in Colchester.

Is this true or is he winding me up?

PS Should I join the Parachute Regiment or the Green Jackets? I was a CDT Sgt and a 3* cadet in the ACF and have got a D of E Gold and 8 GCSEs and 3 A'levels so should I apply for a commission?




are you herbet1?
 
#6
Nah, I reckon he is monkeyfcuk of the recent soapy eared RSM post.

Cabana, feck of with that shit, where I am it is my beddy byes time and I am sure to have nightmares now.
 
#9
That's it, no more, TaffJ out.
 
#10
Congratulations, if true you might probably be the only ex Cadet ever to have reached Cdt Sgt, 3*, DofE Gold, 8 GCSE's and 3 "A" Levels, and done nothing with his life for four years.

If true get your finger out and stop wasting your time hanging around websites; if not, stop slandering a good youth organisation by claiming a connection to it.
 
#12
Nah, I reckon he is monkeyfcuk of the recent soapy eared RSM post.

Cabana, feck of with that shit, where I am it is my beddy byes time and I am sure to have nightmares now.
Can't be having that now...well, perhaps you could send yourself off to sleep dreaming of sucking on this

 
#13
Congratulations, if true you might probably be the only ex Cadet ever to have reached Cdt Sgt, 3*, DofE Gold, 8 GCSE's and 3 "A" Levels, and done nothing with his life for four years.

If true get your finger out and stop wasting your time hanging around websites; if not, stop slandering a good youth organisation by claiming a connection to it.
Well, its not really true that I did nothing. I joined a monastry for a couple of years but was not sure that I had sufficient vocation to continue.
 
#14
Well, its not really true that I did nothing. I joined a monastry for a couple of years but was not sure that I had sufficient vocation to continue.
You should have joined a convent you big fanny.
 
#15
#17
Heh heh, not bad, but honestly, not subtle enough to be a really good wind up.
 
#19
It was a Buddhist Monastery in Thailand, so I used to sneak out to tend to the spiritual needs of the bargirls.
Well well... How did you get on? Is this one of your flock? :?

 

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