I have something really sad to tell you.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by The_Snail, Jul 6, 2011.

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  1. I know, I know, it's not the obvious, me and the lad are back on course. Sorry.

    However, apparently mrrandom is just as fucking dull in real life as he is on here.

    I've never met the bloke, but apparently he is more boring than me.

    He thinks that meeting people off here is fun.

    He also likes cross stitch and is not even 30 yet.

    He is also not in that Arrmy thang that you lot bleat on about.

    Bleat, bleat, bleat.

    So there you have it, just as boring in real life (I nearly put lice there) as he is on here.

  2. I don't believe i just read this drivel, is it some kind of gay vendetta?
  3. Something scorned?
  4. As far as I can work out, snail got dumped, mrrandom tried it on and failed, snail got back with whoever it is that dumped her....and now feels the need to vent that frustration at taking back the bloke that mistreats her on the bloke that tried it on and failed. Of course I could be wrong.
  5. Isn't flange a good word- if you say it just right it sounds a little bit dirty
  6. Glad you are taking you rejection in such good spirits, I prefer phalanges that really does sound disgusting.
  7. I always thought "mrrandom" was actually a lady.
  8. I thought it was a bloke up until a week ago, but now I haven't a clue what it is.
  9. Right, so mrrandom is a bird and sluggy is a rug-muncher? Or mrrandom is a bloke and likes whiney aggressive northerners?

    Up until last week I though Sluggy was an hermaphrodite with a strange dog fetish


    Confused of Tunbridge Wells
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  10. Ha ha ha I've seen a picture of said Random, what a superstar!
  11. So is it male/female/both?
  12. I'm not even sure of that some days
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    He is the love child of Tropper and a Springer Spaniel.

  14. OI now thats just unkind whats that Spaniel ever done to harm you
  15. mr random seems ok to me,apart from drinking southern woofta gnats pish.