I Have Served

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ACAB, Jul 18, 2013.

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  1. We seem to be getting inundated with never served civvy tossers intent on giving us the benefits of their non experience. This is a thread for those who have served. As little or as much as you want, but recognise your experience.


    12 years as a grunt, 2nd Battalion Scots Guards

    Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
  2. Oh alright then. 16 years served, left as a stripey in 1992. Regimental number and everything, governor. Some great postings and jobs, fucking shit Banner tours cut short promotion and fitness. Medals lost, don't give a fuck. That's your lot, let the young uns have their day.

    Cede Nullis

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  3. This thread is gay as fuck.
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  4. That's as may be.

    Military experience please.

    It's about time we sorted the wheat from the walt on this site
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  5. 6 years infantry, 32 years RE, all TA.

    Applying long service medal criteria (Regular time counts half), that's equivalent to 76 years of Regular service.
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  6. 3 years RAF as an EngTech Avionics

    Med Discharge
  7. And you have the nerve to call me Bedsitcock.
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  8. SD, if you have served pile in there. If you haven't Fuck Off.
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  9. I've just got back from work serving cocks like you jars of brasso all night, do me a favour and fuck off over there. When you get there, fuck off again, keep fucking off till you get back here then fuck off some more.

    There is a good dog, now hop to it and fuck off.
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  10. C'mon mini-dachs fess up!

    Me 30 years reg bloodclot.
  11. By asking walts whether they have military experience? Fuck off Baldrick.
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  12. 10 years RAOC/RLC. Served in UK, BFG, FI, Bosnia and NI.
    Been out over 12 years now and have become a fat civvy as opposed to a fat stacker.

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  13. No cunt could call me a walt. Who the fuck would want to walt as a crab fairy for fuck sake?!?
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  14. Cock
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  15. Fuck me you were at Rorkes Drift with Michael Caine. You are Lieutenant Chard VC and I claim my £5!
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