Theme running in the DT today. So in the very best traditions of nicking other people's ideas, the thread runs thus:
"I have never....":
1. Watched Big Brother.
2. Poked my todger anywhere else than a woman's fanny.
3. Eaten shit. (Apart from my own cooking).
4. Seen my mother in law naked. (Eeewwww).
5. Snorted coke. (Although I did try Sprite once).
6. Met an honest politician.
7. Seen 'Deep Throat'.
8. Run a BFT quicker than 9:50.
9. Smelt anyone's fart better than my curry/carlsberg induced beauties.
10. Paid for the last round in a pub.
"I have never....":
1. Watched Big Brother.
2. Poked my todger anywhere else than a woman's fanny.
3. Eaten shit. (Apart from my own cooking).
4. Seen my mother in law naked. (Eeewwww).
5. Snorted coke. (Although I did try Sprite once).
6. Met an honest politician.
7. Seen 'Deep Throat'.
8. Run a BFT quicker than 9:50.
9. Smelt anyone's fart better than my curry/carlsberg induced beauties.
10. Paid for the last round in a pub.