Theme running in the DT today. So in the very best traditions of nicking other people's ideas, the thread runs thus: "I have never....": 1. Watched Big Brother. 2. Poked my todger anywhere else than a woman's fanny. 3. Eaten shit. (Apart from my own cooking). 4. Seen my mother in law naked. (Eeewwww). 5. Snorted coke. (Although I did try Sprite once). 6. Met an honest politician. 7. Seen 'Deep Throat'. 8. Run a BFT quicker than 9:50. 9. Smelt anyone's fart better than my curry/carlsberg induced beauties. 10. Paid for the last round in a pub.