"I have never lost anything in my vagina."

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by alib, Mar 23, 2013.

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  1. this is the arrse forum, not the front arrse forum!
  2. Is that some new range declaration?
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  3. Its not the rumour I heard.................
  4. I have never been knocking off a bird who lost a ping pong ball in her vagina for a week.
  5. A cell phone ???

    Derek, if you're reading this, I could say your penis, but that would be unkind ....
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  6. I lost me virginity in your mums (well someone had to say it)

    Edited to add what the fuck do you lot search for when you come across stuff like this?
  7. I once lost part of a peeled banana up a Yorkshire lass. I thought I was going to have to resort to getting a coat hanger up there to get it out.

    Yorkshire lass's eh?
  8. But it was an Ericson!!
  9. Aye whey if yer get married yer'll lose fuck all,yer'll be lucky if yer ever see the cunt again.
  10. I once tried a 'moon cup' and thought I'd lost it up mine...when I eventually got it out I threw it away...Seriously thought I'd have to get it removed in a&e.

    Bloody thing...which was funnily enough the major problem with it
  11. Most women I've fúcked have lost their dignity and faith in humanity up there. Their self-respect can probably be found up their shitters.
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  12. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Have been anaesthestics in theatre when a drinking straw was being recovered after being lost up a urethra!

    Lesson learned there, if playing pee games don't use bendy straws

  13. Could have used a chimpanzee at a push

    ps hands up all those who've just Googled "mooncup"