"I have never lost anything in my vagina."

I lost me virginity in your mums (well someone had to say it)

Edited to add what the fuck do you lot search for when you come across stuff like this?


I once tried a 'moon cup' and thought I'd lost it up mine...when I eventually got it out I threw it away...Seriously thought I'd have to get it removed in a&e.

Bloody thing...which was funnily enough the major problem with it
Most women I've fúcked have lost their dignity and faith in humanity up there. Their self-respect can probably be found up their shitters.


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Have been anaesthestics in theatre when a drinking straw was being recovered after being lost up a urethra!

Lesson learned there, if playing pee games don't use bendy straws
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