I have just spoke to an Afghani tax driver, and he said...

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  1. ..you can buy the local unemployed, but never the hardcore...

    ..so Gordon, Obama...what can we give them?
     
  2. Why do you want to buy Afghan porn?
     
  3. you tell me...
     
  4. You can never buy an Afghan only rent one.
     
  5. Yes you can but when you stop paying...................
     
  6. Your tax return has to be completed by COP 31 Jan 10...

    Litotes (absolutely bogged down in the bloody awful HMRC website)!
     
  7. Quote of the year that!
     
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    I've said it before and I'll say it again.

    Drugs are waisted on the working class, straights they are.
     
  9. Take your pick!

    5.56
    7.62
    9mm
    50 cal
    30mm
    javelin
    GMG
    Artillery
    Mortars
    JDAM
    Hellfire
    Bayonet
     
  10. Well he was happy with 7 quid! Trying to hard there mate.
     
  11. Fuck sake, don't give ideas. They've had enough fun with the old toys they picked up from the west.
     
  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Yeah. The hearts 'n minds campaign never got my vote.
     
  13. "I don't go sarf of the river after midnight, guv?"
     
  14. FTFY

    :)
     
  15. Do you like my vest, that will be £21.50 please