I have got itchy nuts!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Dec 27, 2010.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Just thought I would share that with you.
  2. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    I got love bites on me piles ....
  3. Bottle of Dettol and a wire brush generally cures it.
  4. Wire brush and Dettol
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I must admit though, that scratcing them is rather pleasant.
  6. STD! Unclean! Unclean!

    Get thee to the clinic! looks like you got an unexpected pressie for chrimbo :razz:
  7. Brazils,cashews,salted,almonds,can't find any of itchy ones though !
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Yes! Have a shag and empty them.
  9. My piles give me itchy nuts.
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    How does that work then?
  11. Fuck knows! Piles are itchy as fuck and the itch spreads to me nuts!
  12. You're quick today trigger. :)
  13. Maybe your balls have got trigger happy?