Flog the dog on Flea bay - to a chinaman, I am sure there will be a resturants in Bejing that will snap him up as they are unstandably a bit short with the tourism going on over there. Then arrive him on JPArrse in outer mongolia.
FFS, I say it again, FFS cnuty borrocks Mr Dale left you a weeks supply of walking food. Be grateful. Surely you've got a meat clever and deep freezer. Dogs are little more than smelly shitting hot water bottles unless they are 6ft tall and look like Brad Pitt and can speak English.