• ARRSE have partnered with Armadillo Merino to bring you an ARRSE exclusive, generous discount offer on their full price range.
    To keep you warm with the best of Merino gear, visit www.armadillomerino.co.uk and use the code: NEWARRSE40 at the checkout to get 40% off!
    This superb deal has been generously offered to us by Armadillo Merino and is valid until midnight on the the 28th of February.

I have finally understood why mobile phones are banned from the Gym

I actually thought that it had something to do with people being disrupted by other people's ringtones, phone conversations etc. That isn't the case however, they want to make sure we don't take cameltoe- and other gash shots of the birds! I do realise I am getting on a bit now, it took me all these years to figure that out...

While this isn't one of my kinks, I can see a certain appeal, please feel free to share yours, give generously...

Latest Threads