I have finally understood why mobile phones are banned from the Gym

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by viceroy, Dec 15, 2011.

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  1. I actually thought that it had something to do with people being disrupted by other people's ringtones, phone conversations etc. That isn't the case however, they want to make sure we don't take cameltoe- and other gash shots of the birds! I do realise I am getting on a bit now, it took me all these years to figure that out...

    While this isn't one of my kinks, I can see a certain appeal, please feel free to share yours, give generously...
  2. I'd just done my three hour routine of pumping iron and gun toning,when I noticed these two.

  3. Very Very tempted to "fix" that for you but on this occasion, as it's you, I'll let it slide
  4. Meanwhile, in the RLC gym...

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  5. Next Corps RSM?
  6. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Nah, leopard seal - look at the markings.
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  7. Three hours before you noticed them?

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  8. I dunno, despite the rather fetching leotard she has all the markings of an RLC SNCO.
  9. Bollocks- The RLC do not have a Gym!!

    Shiny (ex RLC)
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  10. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Not a leotard as according to Wikipedia a leotard leaves the legs uncovered.
    Leotard - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Though in case, I'm pretty sure keeping those covered is not a bad idea!
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  11. What..?
  12. Huh?