This is novel. 1. By some strange confluence of cosmic chance, ley lines and stuff I have the entire weekend off of work, sans pager (we are on top of the modern comms world, still have a grey plastic pager the size of a house brick). 2. Mrs. Veg and Veglet are going to visit family, and I have been excused. Like many men with young families, my weekends off usually involve Fixing Stuff, assembling IKEA furniture and wrestling with small child. Now, however, a new vista of boundless opportunity awaits but I find myself strangely bereft of ideas as what to do with it. I have decided that the "Slab-of-Lager-and-epic-Porn DVD-athon" option is a bit old. How can I best develop myself culturally and spiritually this weekend, then? I'm sure if anybody can help then you lot can. V!