I have a problem

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  1. Oxygen dependency.

    My whole life revolves around it. I've talked to some of my friends and they say it's OK, normal even. But it's worrying. I can't go longer than a couple of minutes without a fix.

    Thanks for all advice.
     
  2. do what most politicians do, stick your head up your arrse, problem solved
     
  3. Breathe in.....................................and Breathe out


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    :roll:
     
  4. Don't take that appartment you've been looking at on Mars
     
  5. I tried it, its over-rated, Im sticking to Stella 8)
     
  6. What if I don't inhale it?

    Does that mak it less of a problem?
     
  7. My dear Snow_White

    There is a saying in Australia that if something is clean, it is "as clean as Snow White's arrse". How clean is that?
     
  8. Yes it is less of a problem if you don't inhale, but if you swallow; well you would be amazed at what it can do for the skin
     
  9. Best ask the dwarves.
     
  10. Less of a problem for you, maybe, Snow White. But think of all the passive breathers around you - you should be ashamed! :x