I Have A Cunning Plan!!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by HHH, Jun 25, 2011.

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  1. HHH

    HHH LE

  2. I think his missus is the one with the cunning plan!
     
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  3. HHH

    HHH LE

    Yea, but what a way to go !!
     
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  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I hope he has a cunning plan to keep a hold of his money when the divorce comes in.
     
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  5. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    She's 30 and reckons she's too young to have seen Blackadder. Bollocks.

    I obviously would, though.

    Sent from my X10i, probably from the loo, using Tapatalk.
     
  6. Reminds me of that classic Mrs Merton interview with Debbie McGee..

    "So what was it about the millionaire Paul Daniels that attracted you to him"
     
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  7. The jammy bugger!
     
  8. No wonder he's smiling! I mean you would would'nt you!
     
  9. Surely with his dough he could just smash a few slags for a fraction of what it'll cost him in a couple of years time. Still if I had a chance she'd have an anal prolapse by the time I'd finnished.
     
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  10. You are "A Modern Military Mother" and I claim my £1
     
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  11. Yes, as in, "What first attracted you to the rich old scrote Baldrick"
     
  12. Nah, my kids aren't ginger mongs!
     
  13. Good man! He's a man after my own heart. And I certainly would grease her up.
     
  14. She's welcome to him the sniffling little lefty git
     
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  15. Well.... I'll say... "Good Luck to both of them, and may they have a long and fruitful marriage......"

    What's your secret mate.... I'm still looking for Miss Right to come and darn me socks, and wash me sweaty skivvies.....!!