I Have A Cunning Plan!!

Auld-Yin

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#4
I hope he has a cunning plan to keep a hold of his money when the divorce comes in.
 

BrunoNoMedals

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#5
She's 30 and reckons she's too young to have seen Blackadder. Bollocks.

I obviously would, though.

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#9
Surely with his dough he could just smash a few slags for a fraction of what it'll cost him in a couple of years time. Still if I had a chance she'd have an anal prolapse by the time I'd finnished.
 
#10
Surely with his dough he could just smash a few slags for a fraction of what it'll cost him in a couple of years time. Still if I had a chance she'd have an anal prolapse by the time I'd finnished.
You are "A Modern Military Mother" and I claim my £1
 
#11
Reminds me of that classic Mrs Merton interview with Debbie McGee..

"So what was it about the millionaire Paul Daniels that attracted you to him"
Yes, as in, "What first attracted you to the rich old scrote Baldrick"
 
#13
Good man! He's a man after my own heart. And I certainly would grease her up.
 
#15
Well.... I'll say... "Good Luck to both of them, and may they have a long and fruitful marriage......"

What's your secret mate.... I'm still looking for Miss Right to come and darn me socks, and wash me sweaty skivvies.....!!
 
#16
The size of her! He will die of a bad back to be sure.
 
#17
Oh how i,ll chuckle when new liarbore supporting champagne socialist Robinsons new Mrs wakes up in a few years time only to discover that laid next to her still firm thirty something body is a withered old man.
Cue quicky divorce after this epiphany.
Your not a big fan then?:)
 
#20
For shame all of you cynics. I'm sure she always dreamed of marrying an ugly as fuck, fat pygmy twice her age, just like any little girl. At least his kids from the first marriage will be have something to talk to her about being the same age and all.
 

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