Ok here is an interesting little insult that was thrown at me just moments ago. i shall explain, something extreemly rare happened to me on monday night, it was my birthday, that was not so rare. however as i am a sad and lonely individual i decided to go to the local for a few bevvies in the company of all the local whinos... as the evening progressed a youngish woman (for youngish read under 60) became enamoured of my rapist like wit...i mean rapier anyway drunken sex was the order of the evening not a bad way to end your birthday. so in the morning we parted company and the barrage of text messages began....you know last night was ace...your hung like a race horse...felt like the 95th went through me etc... then....i like you we should get together.........marry me.........etc... so i said to said cum dump....not interested etc...your nice etc....you get the drift.... so i get this message..." i hate you, your balls smell of candy floss" what the fcuk!!! so after replying thats why you kept lickin them...i thought to myself that its the wierdest insult i ever had... so i call out to you arrse's and ask whats the strangest insult you ever had!!!