Now I've got a lot of time for the AGC in all its forms except one: Bloody RMPs. Generally a bunch of poorly trained buffoons, who consider themselves to be some sort of SF. We've all had the 'confusing your rank with my authority line', we've all found them to be entirely unhelpful (particularly when given wider roles, eg Germany), and their shiny suits really annoy me. Finally, there's a lot of complaining about real policemen in the press at the moment, but it is interesting to note how much more helpful, well trained, reliable etc the real police are. There's not many branches of society where someone in the Army is less effective than his civilian counterpart. PS We all think the RAF are a bunch of jobs-worth inefficient wasters, but even the RAFP are better than ours.