I hate those comedy tie wearing c-unts in the office, who, when you have the common decency to ask them how they are doing, reply
"Not three bad."
If you ever say this, have said it, or are thinking of saying it, don't. Your not fcuking funny or witty or clever. Your just a bit of a c-unt, so don't bother. And ditch the Homer Simpson tie, you can't buy a personality for 8 quid.