My misses has got a right oddball who has just moved in next door to her. In fairness, he's quite a nice bloke, but is nervous as f*ck about everything. If kids are talking too loudly walking past his gaff he panics, when i pull up in my motor he's peeking through the blinds, he's even put up bars on the windows for f*cks sake. This is in an ok area as well. He's convinced people are trying to break into his place and told me he would have called the rozzers, but was scared of retribution. When some kids were mucking around chucking some berries at each other the other day, he ran and hid in his kitchen. Thing is, he's a builder and built like a brick s*ithouse. I wouldn't say i hated him, i just think he's a bit weird. However, the family of chav tw*ts just down the road need a good f*cking hoofing, make no mistake there. Loud mouth, ugly pikey c*nts.