You want me to do what as a favour?!!! I hate cats and dogs and most humans who like cats and dogs. In particular I hate the neighbours two stinking cats.... one of which ate some rat poison a few months ago and has not been seen since. To my astonishment my kind neighbour asked me if I would look after his last remaining cat while away on holiday next week, giving me keys and access to his house to feed the fcuker! The last time I looked after a bosses cat I didn't feed it for 10 days... unfortunatley a cat will not starve to death in 10 days. What shall I do, tum te tum?