I hate Bliar.

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  1. I haven't said it yet today, so here it is.

    Bliar is a cnut and his wife is a witch.

    Just to give this post a veneer of contemporary reference, apparently a Labour MP has said that the witch should give her speaking fees to charity instead of spending it on broomsticks, flying apes and gingerbread houses. I can't find a link but didn't dream it (honest).
  2. Hear Hear
  3. Quite right, should be shot. The sooner the better.
    Sorry, can I be arrested for saying that yet?
  4. Wicked witch? Is she here? [​IMG]
  5. Another reason to hate the twisted brood:


    We can guess what may have happened. Bliar Jnr, drunk and on drugs, was driving at 50 mph through a 30mph zone and thought "I'll get that old Tory fart" before he swerved into the aged cyclist. He then urinated on the injured man (who devoted all of his spare time to charity) and waited on the police arriving. As the flashing blue lights approached, he phoned the "special number" that Mummy and Daddy had given him. "Sir Ian," said he, "I'm in a spot of bother..." Next thing, the cops take off their hats and tug their forelocks before saying "Everything OK Sir?" and "P!ss off granddad before we lift you for drunken cycling." They then aked Bliar Jnr to breathe into a breathalyser, saying "it's a dummy, just for show Sir." He was finally escorted to his graduation in a 90mph motorcade with helicopters overhead.
  6. Why do you want to shoot Mr Blair???

    What has he done to deserve such a quick death?

    Whats wrong with a good old fashioned bludgening with a hockey stick, cricket bat or similar blunt object? (Not forgetting to take ones time and ensuring to video it from various angles!)

  7. how bout take a leaf out of the IRA's book and their old punishment for teachory

    ie two rounds through each knee cap then followed on with the blunt objects?
  8. It should be forcibly inserted into his rectum first, to ensure a liberal coating of poo. Then, let the beating commence! :twisted:
  9. was that intentional?? lol
  10. why waste the rounds.. i could use the black and decker. might take a bit longer ...

    but hey ho... i've got the time... would be more fun watching.. like to see the slimey cunt squirm out of that....

    opps i shouldn't have said that out loud..
  11. You fellers should thank the good Lord that you all have a great man like that to lead your fine Nation through these times.

    Dust your selves off...stand up like a man and make a difference.

    Stop yer pityful bellyache'in and do something positive.

    Rebuild your Nation...your Navy.

    Like your Sir Paul said: Jojo...get back to where you once belonged!
  12. Are you having a laugh Weatherman?
  13. It’s ok to hate Blair cos you can be sure as feck that as a squaddie he hates you
  14. The British were once a great purple.

    The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, and comedies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet.

    Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.

    I suppose the British miss the daze when Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

    Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

    One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

    The British Empire is in a state of recline. Its colonies have slowly dribbled away leaving only the odd speck on the map.

    The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

    The fall of empires has been a good thing, because it gives more people a chance to exploit their own people without outside interference.

    Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species.

    Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility.

    The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

    World War II began turning around when the Allies landed near Italy's toe and gradually advanced up her leg.

    Then Hitler shot himself in the bonker.
  15. off thread again...thanx hangman!

    At least the Law is now getting some funding from Tony B!