I hate Bliar.

#1
I haven't said it yet today, so here it is.

Bliar is a cnut and his wife is a witch.

Just to give this post a veneer of contemporary reference, apparently a Labour MP has said that the witch should give her speaking fees to charity instead of spending it on broomsticks, flying apes and gingerbread houses. I can't find a link but didn't dream it (honest).
 
#5
Another reason to hate the twisted brood:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topsto...-after-he-knocks-down-cyclist--name_page.html

COPS QUIZ BLAIR SON AFTER HE KNOCKS DOWN CYCLIST


By Richard Smith

PRIME Minister's son Euan Blair was breathalysed after he knocked a cyclist off his bike.

The 64-year-old man, riding an old-style racing cycle, was treated by paramedics as he lay slumped in the road.

Euan, 21, who was on his way to his graduation ceremony, took a breath test at the scene. The result was negative.

The cyclist was taken to hospital by ambulance. He was treated for cuts and bruises and later discharged.

Euan was not hurt and police let him go. He won't be charged.

A spokeswoman for his mum Cherie said: "We understand there was a minor incident and are glad the gentleman involved was not seriously hurt."

Euan was driving a silver Ford Ka in Cheltenham, Glos, at 7.30am on Monday on his way to meet his parents Cherie and Tony and his girlfriend fellow student Katie Sanders at Bristol University.

He collided with the cyclist, who was riding in the same direction, near a busy junction on the 30mph A46 road.

Traffic queues built up behind and police were quickly on the scene. They spent 90 minutes dealing with the accident.

Alan Cheater, 50, who runs a garden nursery nearby, said: "I saw something lying there but I couldn't make out what it was until I saw the bike and then realised it was a man.

"I thought there was something going on because the cars were driving awkwardly at the top of the road. Then later I saw an ambulance and a police car at the scene."

His brother Tim, 47, said: "The police officer told me the man was more shaken than anything else.

"He was riding an old racing bike with old-fashioned baskets on either side of the rear wheel."

Newspaper delivery man Andrew Parkinson, 39, said: "I saw two paramedics kneeling down in the road. I thought they had maybe dragged somebody out of a car. It's a busy road at the best of times."

The cyclist, who is from Gloucester, has not been named.

Euan was presented with his degree in ancient history later that afternoon with millionaire's daughter Katie, 21, at his side. He is now off to Washington DC to work as an intern for a Republican politician.

He will spend three months helping the Committee on Rules in the House of Representatives - the lower chamber of the US Congress.

-ARE you the cyclist or do you know him? Call the Daily Mirror newsdesk on freephone 0800 282591.
We can guess what may have happened. Bliar Jnr, drunk and on drugs, was driving at 50 mph through a 30mph zone and thought "I'll get that old Tory fart" before he swerved into the aged cyclist. He then urinated on the injured man (who devoted all of his spare time to charity) and waited on the police arriving. As the flashing blue lights approached, he phoned the "special number" that Mummy and Daddy had given him. "Sir Ian," said he, "I'm in a spot of bother..." Next thing, the cops take off their hats and tug their forelocks before saying "Everything OK Sir?" and "P!ss off granddad before we lift you for drunken cycling." They then aked Bliar Jnr to breathe into a breathalyser, saying "it's a dummy, just for show Sir." He was finally escorted to his graduation in a 90mph motorcade with helicopters overhead.
 
#6
jagman said:
Quite right, should be shot. The sooner the better.
Sorry, can I be arrested for saying that yet?
Why do you want to shoot Mr Blair???

What has he done to deserve such a quick death?

Whats wrong with a good old fashioned bludgening with a hockey stick, cricket bat or similar blunt object? (Not forgetting to take ones time and ensuring to video it from various angles!)

CC
 
#7
how bout take a leaf out of the IRA's book and their old punishment for teachory

ie two rounds through each knee cap then followed on with the blunt objects?
 
#8
Whats wrong with a good old fashioned bludgening with a hockey stick, cricket bat or similar blunt object? (Not forgetting to take ones time and ensuring to video it from various angles!)
It should be forcibly inserted into his rectum first, to ensure a liberal coating of poo. Then, let the beating commence! :twisted:
 
#10
felixthefox said:
how bout take a leaf out of the IRA's book ie two rounds through each knee cap then followed on with the blunt objects?
why waste the rounds.. i could use the black and decker. might take a bit longer ...

but hey ho... i've got the time... would be more fun watching.. like to see the slimey cunt squirm out of that....

opps i shouldn't have said that out loud..
 
#11
You fellers should thank the good Lord that you all have a great man like that to lead your fine Nation through these times.

Dust your selves off...stand up like a man and make a difference.

Stop yer pityful bellyache'in and do something positive.

Rebuild your Nation...your Navy.

Like your Sir Paul said: Jojo...get back to where you once belonged!
 
#12
Are you having a laugh Weatherman?
 
#13
It’s ok to hate Blair cos you can be sure as feck that as a squaddie he hates you
 
#14
The British were once a great purple.

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, and comedies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet.

Romeo's last wish was to be laid by Juliet.

I suppose the British miss the daze when Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

The British Empire is in a state of recline. Its colonies have slowly dribbled away leaving only the odd speck on the map.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

The fall of empires has been a good thing, because it gives more people a chance to exploit their own people without outside interference.

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species.

Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility.

The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

World War II began turning around when the Allies landed near Italy's toe and gradually advanced up her leg.

Then Hitler shot himself in the bonker.
 
#16
Yes, we do have some great history here in Britain, but that doesn't mean we have to shy away from the fact that Phoney Bliar is a cnut of the highest order!

CC
 
#17
jagman said:
Quite right, should be shot. The sooner the better.
Sorry, can I be arrested for saying that yet?
Dunno, are you a muslim? Oh sorry, we like muslims, but we're only threatening to deport a couple of A380's full... :roll:
 
#18
WEATHERMAN1956 said:
Like your Sir Paul said: Jojo...get back to where you once belonged!
That vegetarian, sexagenarian, cripple-stuffer is not "mine"...if I had got the MBE that I obviously didn't deserve then I would have sent it back when he got his knighthood!! The mere fact that McCartney is welcome at Bliar-towers is a sign to all right-thinking Britons that he is a raving git.

As for the original proposition by the right honourable and gallant member for PVRd West, I second, third and fourth it. I particularly like the suggestion that a pre-prepared hockey stick be used to beat our Swinging Britain's "first couple" into a relatively less offensive state.
 
#20
MrPVRd said:
We could do a "foursome" with Mrs McCartney's poo-dipped artificial lower limb!
I like your attitude PVRd, although I have mixed feelings about you. I'm going to recommend you for promotion but ensure you never get it...
 

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