I had to giggle - Dogma?

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Just seen on the evening news; the Catholic Church has anounced that ordaining female priests is the gravest wrongdoing (paraphase).

Surprised that this wasn't the way they described touching little boys!!

I'm not religous and this is not intended as anti-catholic thread, but WTF; get priorities in order fellas!
 

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Traditionalist Anglican High-Church and Anglo-Catholics don't really approve either, the ordination of Women Bishops is causing no amount of problems for the CoE.

Dogma is a bugger, mind you the Kirk did a better job regarding this they've had female Ministers for donkeys years - though the Kirk does still have a propensity to schism every now and then
 
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I agree with furry dude - how can this possibly be worse than the killing, torture, starvation and cruelty happening in the world??????????
 
#8
Cost of security for popes visit has risen to £12M.

But if it keeps our kids safe it's worth it.
 
#9
Just seen on the evening news; the Catholic Church has anounced that ordaining female priests is the gravest wrongdoing (paraphase).

Surprised that this wasn't the way they described touching little boys!!
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I am not. I do not believe for one minute that the apology was sincere. If it was then the Church itself would have exposed the wrongdoing, not the press. It was a purely damage-limitation exercise IMO.
 

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I am not. I do not believe for one minute that the apology was sincere. If it was then the Church itself would have exposed the wrongdoing, not the press. It was a purely damage-limitation exercise IMO.
The apology came because they were caught out, NOT because they suddenly decided this was a bad thing.:( Probably had his fingers crossed at the time of apology.
 
#11
Cost of security for popes visit has risen to £12M.

But if it keeps our kids safe it's worth it.
Not including the 2000+ coaches that's expected to see the chief nonce talking of turning part of the M74 into a coach park to accommodate the masses of the gullible fuck knows how much traffic jams it will cause in and around Glasgow that day adding to lost revenue to firms etc. Ireally hope the apprentance boys put a show on that day considering it's about 0.5miles from Ibrox
 
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Traditionalist Anglican High-Church and Anglo-Catholics don't really approve either, the ordination of Women Bishops is causing no amount of problems for the CoE.

Dogma is a bugger, mind you the Kirk did a better job regarding this they've had female Ministers for donkeys years - though the Kirk does still have a propensity to schism every now and then
The Anglican Church seems to have ridden the storm of women priests quite well, except in the ultra conservative African and Asian dioceses. The real problem now comes from the ordination of chutney ferreting hot fudge containment technicians here and in the rabidly wet handshaking American daughter firm, the Episcopal church. That doesn't sit well with the Africans, oh no sir it doesn't.

The Kirk started well as churches go, their propensity for plunging Britain into bloody civil war at regular intervals between periods of murder, mayhem, intolerance and civil strife at least made their history worth reading. They used to score highly in the Church you wouldn't want next door league. They seem to have lost their way of late and become, well, awfee dreagh...
 
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Just seen on the evening news; the Catholic Church has anounced that ordaining female priests is the gravest wrongdoing (paraphase).

Surprised that this wasn't the way they described touching little boys!!

I'm not religous and this is not intended as anti-catholic thread, but WTF; get priorities in order fellas!
Paraphrase? i think we call this being economical with the verity?

What has been said is that in terms of canon law the crimes are considered of equal severity with regard to their impact on doctrine. to those holier than thou anglicans, atheists and plain anti-Catholic bigots who break off from telling Maddy McCann jokes for five minutes to blow hard about this, I have this to say. How serious do you "feel" paedophilia is? Well we consider it extremely serious and we consider ordination of women priests to be equally damaging to the congregation of the faith. So before you start twisting what was actually stated, although the Daily Hate appears to have done a good job this morning, think on.

BTW Any one who thinks the Anglican or CofS (Pisky not old school) have weathered women ordination has not been following the latest jigs and reels in the Synod...
 
#17
Paraphrase? i think we call this being economical with the verity?

What has been said is that in terms of canon law the crimes are considered of equal severity with regard to their impact on doctrine. to those holier than thou anglicans, atheists and plain anti-Catholic bigots who break off from telling Maddy McCann jokes for five minutes to blow hard about this, I have this to say. How serious do you "feel" paedophilia is? Well we consider it extremely serious and we consider ordination of women priests to be equally damaging to the congregation of the faith. So before you start twisting what was actually stated, although the Daily Hate appears to have done a good job this morning, think on.

BTW Any one who thinks the Anglican or CofS (Pisky not old school) have weathered women ordination has not been following the latest jigs and reels in the Synod...
Thats all a bit serious for the NAAFI Cuddles!
 
#18
Do you know what this doesn't even register either on the Outrage scale or my Giveafuckometer. The Catholic Church should be inhumanley disposed.
 
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Just seen on the evening news; the Catholic Church has anounced that ordaining female priests is the gravest wrongdoing (paraphase).

Surprised that this wasn't the way they described touching little boys!!

I'm not religous and this is not intended as anti-catholic thread, but WTF; get priorities in order fellas!
Due to the fact that there are less female peadophiles than male and that the club numbers may well dwindle as a result. As an aside, it is proven that pedophilic and hebephilic men have lower IQs than average, which is useful if you want to base a career on worshiping an imagined deity and his magical Jewish offspring.
 
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