Kin hell, whit the f_ck ye dain back here? Niver thought you wid be RTUd, every fuc_er knows ur the fittest c_nt this side i the Brecon Beacons, nd the best sodjur since Bull Simmons led the raid on Son Tay (like f_ck pal, yi wur a tossr_when ye departed and yir an even bigger tosse_ thit yur back here. Thought it wis the last wid see i you yu c_nt:, n yed never be a soldier as long as yiv got a hole in yer arse) â¦..Anyweys big man, whit happened?â¦ (here we fuc_in go) Well I was doing that well, I was on the â¦â¦ ( Pre para.. ten milerâ¦.log raceâ¦test weekâ¦Senior Breconâ¦.special dutiesâ¦selectionâ¦or any thing with the slights hint of T_H_E_M , in fact any thing wi fuc_in S in it, ye know the drill)â¦andâ¦blah â¦.blahâ¦.bullshit â¦bullshitâ¦rhubarb..rhubarb.. .âI had a run in with the DSâ !!!. They RTUd me, canât believe it. (bet ye fuc_in cant pal) (Never heard that old fuc*in chestnut before; especially fi a badge collector like you ya c*nt) Then word goes roond like a fuckin bush fire. Shock, horror from some of his tribe. Remember though, he has gained legendary status with his arse licking mates, where a good percentage of them have had similar incidents of âI had a run in with the DSâ !!!- Other enemies that cant tolerate the pri_k are now pissing them selves laughing and chuffed to fu_ck to see his sorry ass dragged back into camp. However the, (âI had a run in with the DSâ) !!! Groupies, are now all blowing smoke up each others arses saying they are so sorry to see him back; but silently saying, âthank fu_k toss potâs back, cos if I cant get in that c_nt definitely cant. Were you that soldier? or do yi ken any? I bet ye fuc_in do. Regiments are full of (I had a run in with the DS !!! Call signs) Ah ken f_ckin loads of them and the âRun in wi the DSâ bullshit line just does not fu_kin wash one bit wi me, does it wi you? The fu_kin tales that these fuc_in losers come back wi after (I had a run in wi the DS) are legendary. They would make Billy Liar run for f_ckin cover. Their bullshit tales are of Olympic gold medal standard. Have ye heard the tales when they are propped up at the bar wi thur cronies. When bladderd its fuc_in great listening to them, however to be part of that elite club you have to have (had a run in wi the DS) at some point in your career, otherwise youâre not invited to the party. Canât have pond life like you listening in without being able to contribute. Where they can allâ¦di ye remember camp _ blah..blah, an on 642, f_ck.. blah blah, an at T_H_E_M rhubarb. rhubarb time.. an , an Fuckin right I do. I got a bad time on that day, fuckin DS, I dropped the cu_t thatâs why im back here, al be on the next course though, you fuckin watch me, starting training tomorrow. The bulls_it just pours out thick and fast. There is a fu_kin name for these type of clowns but I just cant tie it down. Itâs a cross between a Walt and a ????? help mi,help mi oot on this one. When I first joined the Battalion I kept ma gob shut, heid doon,eyes open and was the grey man. But f_ck, there was a gaggle of failed T_H_E_Ms who would scowl and give ye that 10km paint stripping stare. Before a joined the Army a could ping an arse hole form 20kms, these guys were five star toss_rs. They built up this self appointed reputation of mystique that no cu_t would contest. Years later I uncovered a few of these pr_cks and found the real tale, but thatâs another story. Letâs hear yur tales, or theirs which are much fuc_in better, Wur yi ear wigging when the clan were on parade in the bar when some loser had just been RTUd or rather (Had a run in wi the DS) or dropped him. When their in full flight, fresh wi blisters an all the bulls_it lines are priceless and the tales get better each day. Wur you that Jundi ? Did you voluntary RTU yur sel or di ye ken someone? A bet ye do. An a bet ye hiv a story.