I got laughed at doing the haka

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Placebo, Jun 27, 2013.

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  1. Should I have started out with the left foot?
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    And you thought you'd bring that up on a loosely based Military themed website because?
  3. placebo: let him bum you.
  4. Cause he's a knob....
  5. .....and gay.

    Don't forget the gay part. The dirty cock warmer.
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  6. Wow people. You build a bridge nobody calls you a bridge builder. You climb a mountain nobody calls you a mountain climber. You go to space nobody calls you an astronaut. You get your rear end reamed even once and everybody thinks you take it up the rear end. Fucking judgmental crowd.
  7. Are you not surprised? Nothing to do with your footwork at all, but tbh when was the last time you saw a 7 stone pissed wet through, fox piss smelling, freckly Gwar All Black?
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  8. John Gallagher?

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  9. Is this why you got a beating from a load of poofs in that alley?
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  10. That's probably because your a space man.You nonce.
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  11. What the fuck is the haka?
  12. Some kind of dance they do on the last record in the Blue Oyster bar.

    Sent from my sticky semen stained digits.
  13. I thought it was kinda like the macarena..?
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