I got fcukin pissed last night and.... - Rant thread

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fieryjack, Nov 12, 2009.

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  1. You know when you get pissed and want to gob off or share your thoughts

    Do it here


    I got fucking wrecked last night and pissed myself when I woke up.
     
  2. Wear a nappy then.
     
  3. I got pissed last night and fell into bed with a 19 year old model who was wearing underwear more expensive than some of my suits. Not a rant, I just wanted to tell everyone.
     
  4. I'm just disappointed you didn't choke to death on your own vomit.
     
  5. was going to but your missus drank it before I could
     
  6. o_p_w

    I got pissed last night and fell into bed with a 19 year old male model who was wearing underwear more expensive than some of my suits. Not a rant, I just wanted to tell everyone.

    Oh dear!
     
  7. Sorry I must have left the gender out, but he did look stunning in the garter belt. Thank goodness I don't have to sit down at a desk to work today.
     
  8. you are a sick sick puppy! !
     
  9. I hope he was gentle with you.