I gave solved the falklands problem

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brighton hippy, Aug 20, 2011.

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  1. Organise a ten tors style contest for argie teenagers 10days trudging round west falklands will innoculate them from wanting anything to do with the islands
  2. I'm new - is there a way I can pretend I didn't read this shit? A button to suggest I wish to ignore it?
  3. Ah, a cunning plan with shit spelling to throw the Argie spies off the scent.....I like it sir, very cunning.
  4. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    you cant stick a motivated bunch of elite teenage fitness fanatics on the islands, the garrison would surrender in minutes.
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  5. got a turnip to go whith that plan ?.
  6. Aw, isn't that nice, you and your speshul friends made a video, would you like a laboon?
  7. Nah, there's no button such as you describe but you could apply a little lateral thinking to ease any future literary discomfort.

    Like bayonet both of your eyes - you will never ever again read things that you then wish you hadn't. Hope this helps
  8. Need to change the draw you are smoking man,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  9. That is really funny. Why can't Brits make comedy like that anymore?
  10. Sit on my lap, I'm nice.
  11. Sit on my face, I'm desperate.
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  12. I get you mate, but you need to get the nurse to sort your meds out.
  13. Remember to lick the back one, it smells better!
  14. Fuck off yourself, you are Dozy Dorys sock puppet and I claim my tenner.
  15. The Internet