"I Fucked A Rubber Cnut!"

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Machristo, Aug 27, 2007.

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  1. Yes

    18.2%
  2. No

    61.4%
  3. No, but about that egg......

    9.1%
  4. I went to the Anne Frank house.

    11.4%

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  1. After watching THIS by Jim Jeffries and hearing his immortal recollection of the whole rubber vagina thing and most importantly here, the thing you'll remember when you're banged up in a home with dementia, I got to thinking:

    What will you be famed for in the visiting community when the kids finally decide they've had enough and stick you in a home? And most inportantly, can it beat "I FUCKED A RUBBER CNUT!!!"?


    EDIT: Poll added for good measure.
     
  2. Can I change my vote to the Anne Frank House?
     
  3. no. and nor can you change what really did happen....
     
  4. Fair enough, but I'm going to eat my Chinese food with a fork from now on...
     
  5. ooooooh. that could hurt......
     
  6. A garden fork...





    ...or perhaps not
     
  7. Next time I'll use the bathroom :lol: