I Fancy A Para...........

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Oct 8, 2009.

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  1. It's OK - no mortars involved. She is actually RAF but she does parachutes... and I do fancy her!

    Flight Lieutenant Louise Buxton, a member of the Royal Air Force Falcons Parachute Display Team, poses with her
    equivalent 'H.M. Armed Forces' action figure at the launch of the new toys[/align]
  2. Fcuk me. I would. So would the figure, looks like its having a invisible w@nk straight at her mush.

    *Edited for sleep deprived bad keyboard skills.
  3. 'Yes Ma'am, no Ma'am, your wish is my command Ma'am' (edited to add)

    She can play with my 'little man' anytime! Snort! :twisted:
  4. RAF? Probably used to be Lou "Mad Dog" Buxton of 3 Para Mortar Platoon... mind you that wouldn't stop most of us on this site!!
  5. [​IMG]

    She's a bit scary in this one
  6. Eyes are too close together, she does like her toys though
  7. Apparentley the Red Devils have all back scuttled her.

    *or I could have just made that up!*
  8. In the second piccy it looks like she's been asked if she wants a laboon and ithcleem :wink:

    Yes I would
  9. I don't know about ithcleem but I would like to give her a 99 - it's 69 but with a flake up her bum..........
  10. Yes, but it's a posed PR photo which she'd probably rather not have taken, hence the forced smile. I hate 'having' to smile for photos with a passion that mere language cannot express. Hang on...was that empathy? Sympathy? In the NAAFI Bar? My God, what have I done? My family name...my inheritance, ruined, all ruined I tell you!
  11. Must be a pain having to wear full rig all the time, I prefer to see young blondes in a different sort of webbing.
  12. You could offer to help her take it off...
  13. I've been fighting the temptation to make a reference about 'having a jump'
  14. Or her taking it up the chute.