Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by CasualMeatHygieneInspectr, Dec 2, 2007.
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If you drive a beemer, perhaps you should concentrate on something a little more basic first, such as using your indicators.
I prefare to keep other road users on there toes.
With an intro like that your best bet will be:
...then you are a cock. And driving a wannabe Mercedes (let's face it that's all a BM is) does NOT make you the de facto owner of any road you drive on. Get a fcuking decent car and catch yourself on. That said, driving a BMW is like being gay - more acceptable than it used to be, but still wrong.
I reliie on my charm
So it's back to the old right hand is it?
But not your spelling
Before you all get excited, this is a troll under a different name. By all means reply but he'll be gone by tomorrow.
thats why i dont drive a benz
Any dealer worth their salt wouldn't sell you one. "Fcuk off, you look like a bumbandit BMW driver" would be the reply.
AND they fcuked up Rover. Sauerkraut-stuffing Bavarian b'stards.
i am not blad enough to qualify for a mercedes old cunts car
What the fcuk is "blad"? Is that like "bad" but pronounced by a BMW driving gayboy?
bald and bmw is real mans cars gays drive porsches
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