I drive a BMW

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  1. I am looking for a girl to pratice sex on
     
  2. If you drive a beemer, perhaps you should concentrate on something a little more basic first, such as using your indicators.
     
  3. I prefare to keep other road users on there toes.
     
  4. With an intro like that your best bet will be:

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  5. ...then you are a cock. And driving a wannabe Mercedes (let's face it that's all a BM is) does NOT make you the de facto owner of any road you drive on. Get a fcuking decent car and catch yourself on. That said, driving a BMW is like being gay - more acceptable than it used to be, but still wrong.
     
  6. I reliie on my charm
     
  7. So it's back to the old right hand is it?
     
  8. But not your spelling 8O
     
  9. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Before you all get excited, this is a troll under a different name. By all means reply but he'll be gone by tomorrow.
     
  10. thats why i dont drive a benz
     
  11. Any dealer worth their salt wouldn't sell you one. "Fcuk off, you look like a bumbandit BMW driver" would be the reply.
     
  12. AND they fcuked up Rover. Sauerkraut-stuffing Bavarian b'stards.
     
  13. i am not blad enough to qualify for a mercedes old cunts car
     
  14. What the fcuk is "blad"? Is that like "bad" but pronounced by a BMW driving gayboy?
     
  15. bald and bmw is real mans cars gays drive porsches