I drank my own body weight (and that is alot) in rum.

#3
FoxyBrown said:
Anyone else care to join me?
How much do you weigh ? two ounces
 
#4
Was there a particular reason for this rum-excess, or is it a nightly activity?
 
#6
scousemech said:
FoxyBrown said:
Anyone else care to join me?
How much do you weigh ? two ounces
She's in fact a hamster, so I wuldn't pay much attention...
 
#8
FoxyBrown said:
Anyone else care to join me?
No thanks. However, I woudn't mind battering you around the head with a floorboard. Interested?
 
#9
hmmmmmmmmm............................body weight...........................rum..................cue tumbleweed



FFS! If you are going to post something make it bl00dy worthwhile! You may as well have said "Today I discovered I had a fungal toenail infection". Or, "would anyone care to join me in filling a wet suit full of Swarfega and rolling down a hill?" You have just wasted five minutes of my life, which by the way is getting frygging shorter all the time. So do me a favour and Fcuk Your Rum!

:x Rant Rant Rant...............

 
#12
Relax people, i didnt realise there was so much hostility out there. I apologise for the apparent waste of time, just testing the water on my first entry.....aaah memories. The funbags are not mine but similar. The rum drinking is not a nightly occurance as unfortunately i work from a location where foreign chums have banned such pleasures. Any tips on self entertainment now the rum is finished?
 
#13
FoxyBrown said:
Relax people, i didnt realise there was so much hostility out there. I apologise for the apparent waste of time, just testing the water on my first entry.....aaah memories. The funbags are not mine but similar. The rum drinking is not a nightly occurance as unfortunately i work from a location where foreign chums have banned such pleasures. Any tips on self entertainment now the rum is finished?[/quote]

A finger and thumb vibrator (and a guy shooting his porridge on your face if there is one handy!) 3 points here...

1/ A climax for you
2/ Good skin
3/ Keeping a man happy!
 
#14
Oh my god! the Squaddie C0ck Hunters are now polluting the Int Corps forum, we're f*ckin doomed.

Try the 'SCH' thread in the arrsehole.




Davros, get your sorry ass in gear and dump this in the arrse hole.
 
#15
Hmm.. realisitcally if we are going to get some SCH action in here it's a good thing. What we do have though is a reputation for a higher class of female in the Corps, thus logic would suggest that any SCH action we get should be equally high class or the troops will start a revolt!

Let's see some pics then! If you're a bogger then you can go try the NAAFI bar though... Or AF and CR can 'deal with you'.
 
#16
Today DG drank his body wight in Rum.

Jamaica is now the worlds largest economy.....
 

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