I dont Understand

#1
Why is it that I separated from the missus about 7 months ago after being together for nearly 15 years. I don't want her back, she really does my head in, and I am happy on my own (could do with a frau though!). Thing is she's started seeing someone else now and for some reason I'm pissed off about it. I don't understand why. :?
 
#2
Ah the jealous ex syndrome. I think everybody goes through it at some point. Get some decent porn and crack one out my young Padawan apprentice!

Frau's are money grabbing gits. stick to the carpet scum that enters the NAAFI once a week! Scuttle and run!
 
#3
It's all part of the plan. In a twisted chick way, she thinks that if she starts seeing someone else, you'll get jealous and ask her back. Don't allow yourself to be drawn in.......like Bad_Crow says, go bang the back doors in on someother skiprat, that'll help you.
 
#4
Think of all the lads nights you can go on.

or

The trips overseas bumming the dutch brass.

or

The Motorbike you wanted.

or

The CO's Mrs you could continue sh@gging.

The world is your brothel!
 
#5
Guru, I feel your pain.

The thought of another man, gently removing her clothing, laying her on the living room floor and entering that place that was once yours........................ fantastic!!

I'm masturbating at the very thought.
 
#6
My life doesn't need sorting out, I'm not moping, I'm truly glad to see the back of her. I've got lots of stuff lined up, MotoGP's going to see England in the World Cup etc. I KNOW the honeymoon period won't last because she's got the breaking strain of a Cadbury Chocolate Finger and I'm not jealous, in a way I feel sorry for the fella. I enjoy being by myself, doing WTF I want. I just feel more pissed off at the fact that I'm pissed off about it, than the fact that I'm pissed off (If you know what I mean) This is my second divorce now (proper squaddie!) first one knocked me for six, this one has been a relief. Oh and GB, you make me laugh!
 
#7
Get out and have a good time! One of my mates got divorced about the same time as me, but instead of enjoying life he sat at home and felt sorry for himself, so it took him a while to get over it. This is obviously not the sensible approach!

Pretend you're 18 again and shag everything that moves! Much more fun than getting jealous, and if jealousy does rear it's ugly head, at least you know that you're getting loads of sex too!
 

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#8
Geordie_Blerk said:
The thought of another man, gently removing my clothing, laying me on the living room floor and entering that place that I consider special..................... fantastic!!

I'm masturbating at the very thought.
Explains a lot.
 
#11
Not unless he's a resident in the Old Folks Home where shes currently emptying shitpans. It'll be more like 10 pm before he's parting her pinks.
 
#12
Sixtyfootdoll said:
Geordie_Blerk said:
The thought of another man, gently removing my clothing, laying me on the living room floor and entering that place that I consider special..................... fantastic!!

I'm masturbating at the very thought.
Incidentally, I prefer to masturbate than date a woman (yuk!) but I prefer other men to do it to me. In the honcho community I'm known as ski instructor due to my expertise at "two on the go".
I find most of my male lovers here:

http://www.dircon.co.uk/info/default.shtml

Whatever flicks your switch.
 
#13
You should no the button to press....Go mess with her head.

Nothing like the feeling of, he's stiring my porridge. Better yet, he's taisting my dirty water.
 
#14
Guru, you go for it mate, theres a whole wide world out there thats even better after a split, crack on with your plans and enjoy yourself.
 
#15
I seriously do feel for you mate. You probably sit there watching tele on your own thinking

SHes sat with him no

oooo unlucky fella

But i wanna be sat with the nagging bitch

Glad im not though

I fancy a brew and there is nobody to ask.

I wanna empty my sperm on her chin in a way that says "I hate your guts" but i cant

The only answer is Think of how much of a cnut she was and giggle when your p1ssed and some silly 18year old hoe bag is bouncing on your knob because you ride around on a dirty great big super bike!
 
#16
What's that saying? I saw it on the mirror of a men's restroom once, and it's a universal truth.

"Remember fellas...no matter how good she looks, some other guy somewhere is sick and tired of her bullsh!t."

When the jealousy creeps in, just think back to how tired of it you were, and how tired that other bloke will be shortly after she starts bitching at him about having to sleep in the wet spot, or to put his socks in the hamper after they have sex, or whatever. That should clear it right up.
 
#17
Surely this is what the Naafi Bar should be like!

Guru, you're not meant to understand...she's fekcing with your head or she just wants to give some head.
 
#19
I don't hate her guts. I just don't like her. Pretty face, brain of a raptor. But I think you might have hit the nail there. Wins half a German Chocolate Santa from Lidl.
 

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