I dont Understand

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by the_guru, Jan 19, 2006.

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  1. Why is it that I separated from the missus about 7 months ago after being together for nearly 15 years. I don't want her back, she really does my head in, and I am happy on my own (could do with a frau though!). Thing is she's started seeing someone else now and for some reason I'm pissed off about it. I don't understand why. :?
  2. Ah the jealous ex syndrome. I think everybody goes through it at some point. Get some decent porn and crack one out my young Padawan apprentice!

    Frau's are money grabbing gits. stick to the carpet scum that enters the NAAFI once a week! Scuttle and run!
  3. It's all part of the plan. In a twisted chick way, she thinks that if she starts seeing someone else, you'll get jealous and ask her back. Don't allow yourself to be drawn in.......like Bad_Crow says, go bang the back doors in on someother skiprat, that'll help you.
  4. Think of all the lads nights you can go on.


    The trips overseas bumming the dutch brass.


    The Motorbike you wanted.


    The CO's Mrs you could continue sh@gging.

    The world is your brothel!
  5. Guru, I feel your pain.

    The thought of another man, gently removing her clothing, laying her on the living room floor and entering that place that was once yours........................ fantastic!!

    I'm masturbating at the very thought.
  6. My life doesn't need sorting out, I'm not moping, I'm truly glad to see the back of her. I've got lots of stuff lined up, MotoGP's going to see England in the World Cup etc. I KNOW the honeymoon period won't last because she's got the breaking strain of a Cadbury Chocolate Finger and I'm not jealous, in a way I feel sorry for the fella. I enjoy being by myself, doing WTF I want. I just feel more pissed off at the fact that I'm pissed off about it, than the fact that I'm pissed off (If you know what I mean) This is my second divorce now (proper squaddie!) first one knocked me for six, this one has been a relief. Oh and GB, you make me laugh!
  7. Get out and have a good time! One of my mates got divorced about the same time as me, but instead of enjoying life he sat at home and felt sorry for himself, so it took him a while to get over it. This is obviously not the sensible approach!

    Pretend you're 18 again and shag everything that moves! Much more fun than getting jealous, and if jealousy does rear it's ugly head, at least you know that you're getting loads of sex too!
  8. Sixty

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    Explains a lot.
  9. Not sure what this means but what a classic line.

    In my inexperience these things still take time regardless of how glad you are to be away from her and how many cool things you are doing now.

  10. 8pm. He's probably banging your Mrs right now.......
  11. Not unless he's a resident in the Old Folks Home where shes currently emptying shitpans. It'll be more like 10 pm before he's parting her pinks.

  12. Whatever flicks your switch.
  13. You should no the button to press....Go mess with her head.

    Nothing like the feeling of, he's stiring my porridge. Better yet, he's taisting my dirty water.
  14. Guru, you go for it mate, theres a whole wide world out there thats even better after a split, crack on with your plans and enjoy yourself.
  15. I seriously do feel for you mate. You probably sit there watching tele on your own thinking

    SHes sat with him no

    oooo unlucky fella

    But i wanna be sat with the nagging bitch

    Glad im not though

    I fancy a brew and there is nobody to ask.

    I wanna empty my sperm on her chin in a way that says "I hate your guts" but i cant

    The only answer is Think of how much of a cnut she was and giggle when your p1ssed and some silly 18year old hoe bag is bouncing on your knob because you ride around on a dirty great big super bike!