What is the most imbecilic comment or instruction you have heard or been given? I only ask as this evening a memory from GW1 popped into my head from nowhere. It was during the air war phase and my job was as a glorifies taxi driver taking senior officers from one location to another then picking up others and doing the same. I had taken a Lt Col to an airstrip in the midlle of God-knows-where in the pitch balck at 3am to meet DLB's private jet as he had some important meeing to attend nearby. As I was sat next to my Landcruiser a RAF sgt stuck his head out of the plane and called me over. He then came out with the following line. 'Can you get me some coffee? We've run out you see and the boss likes to keep his mug full, Nescafe if you can get it would be good.' I think he was quite dissapointed when I had to give the facts to him.