I divorced my wife to become a sex slave’

Auld-Yin

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#2
He is well weird - he is ex-TA 8)
 
#3
Imagine being abused, ordered around and humiliated on a daily basis. That's pretty sick, but to choose to go through a divorce afterwards...
 
#6
Hurrah, I need to get myself one of those xx
 
#7
If there is anyone who doesn't think this "weird" or "sick", I could do with a slave; the dust and cobwebs seem to have accumulated here again. Any willing applicants could enjoy the added humiliation of having their cage/kennel located in the garden or shed, because I wouldn't wish to have to accommodate said slave in the house.

I don't own a whip, but there is a riding crop kickng around here somewhere.
 

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Biscuits_AB said:
Auld-Yin said:
He is well weird - he is ex-TA 8)
I'd have thought that sort of thing would have been right up your strasse Jock?
Ah! The ubiquitous Biscuits_AB. My personal stalker. Is this what you did as a failed monkey? Now you appear just as a failed human being. I hope you take salt for that huge chip on your shoulder. I wonder what I ever did to attract (if that is the correct word) the attention os such a boor.

Acutally TA was right up my strasse as I did 6 years of it after leaving the Regs. All you have done since leaving is complain about your failed grievance.

ps Have a nice day, then fuck off.
 
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Auld-Yin said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Auld-Yin said:
He is well weird - he is ex-TA 8)
I'd have thought that sort of thing would have been right up your strasse Jock?
Ah! The ubiquitous Biscuits_AB. My personal stalker. Is this what you did as a failed monkey? Now you appear just as a failed human being. I hope you take salt for that huge chip on your shoulder. I wonder what I ever did to attract (if that is the correct word) the attention os such a boor.

Acutally TA was right up my strasse as I did 6 years of it after leaving the Regs. All you have done since leaving is complain about your failed grievance.

ps Have a nice day, then * off.
I wasn't talking about the TA, Hamish. I was talking about your 'other' weekend activities.
 

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Biscuits_AB said:
Auld-Yin said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Auld-Yin said:
He is well weird - he is ex-TA 8)
I'd have thought that sort of thing would have been right up your strasse Jock?
Ah! The ubiquitous Biscuits_AB. My personal stalker. Is this what you did as a failed monkey? Now you appear just as a failed human being. I hope you take salt for that huge chip on your shoulder. I wonder what I ever did to attract (if that is the correct word) the attention os such a boor.

Acutally TA was right up my strasse as I did 6 years of it after leaving the Regs. All you have done since leaving is complain about your failed grievance.

ps Have a nice day, then * off.
I wasn't talking about the TA, Hamish. I was talking about your 'other' weekend activities.
What a surprise - you sad f ucker.
 
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Auld-Yin said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Auld-Yin said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Auld-Yin said:
He is well weird - he is ex-TA 8)
I'd have thought that sort of thing would have been right up your strasse Jock?
Ah! The ubiquitous Biscuits_AB. My personal stalker. Is this what you did as a failed monkey? Now you appear just as a failed human being. I hope you take salt for that huge chip on your shoulder. I wonder what I ever did to attract (if that is the correct word) the attention os such a boor.

Acutally TA was right up my strasse as I did 6 years of it after leaving the Regs. All you have done since leaving is complain about your failed grievance.

ps Have a nice day, then * off.
I wasn't talking about the TA, Hamish. I was talking about your 'other' weekend activities.
What a surprise - you sad f ucker.
Not as sad as your old girl will be when she finds out what you've been doing with her underwear whilst she's down the bingo.
 
#13
There no accounting for the dozy folks in society. Just imagine being dressed in black leather, studs, whips and chains.... ooops I forgot about my biker leathers....

But seriously.... I think that there are some really wierd folks in society...... Me. me !! I would luv to be Missy Jacqui's sex slave (allegedly)..... and Annie's... (You are the weakest link... fek off!)....

Are I weird, or are I drinking too much coffee again.... :p :p :?
 

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that offer open to anyone bovvy?? I'm, er, asking for a friend like.
 
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maguire said:
that offer open to anyone bovvy?? I'm, er, asking for a friend like.
Open to anyone .... I guess? I didn't expect any interest. 8O

Though, although the words "sex slave" are in the thread title and article title .....

..... I saw no mention of sex in the actual article .... nor in my post.

Your ... errrrmm .... friend would never get closer to me than the end of the crop. :D

So if your friend enjoys house-cleaning, ether using vacuum cleaner, duster and cloth ..... or prefers his tongue .... bring it on. :D
 
#16
bovvy said:
If there is anyone who doesn't think this "weird" or "sick", I could do with a slave; the dust and cobwebs seem to have accumulated here again. Any willing applicants could enjoy the added humiliation of having their cage/kennel located in the garden or shed, because I wouldn't wish to have to accommodate said slave in the house.

I don't own a whip, but there is a riding crop kickng around here somewhere.
Where? :twisted:
 
#17
bovvy said:
If there is anyone who doesn't think this "weird" or "sick", I could do with a slave; the dust and cobwebs seem to have accumulated here again. Any willing applicants could enjoy the added humiliation of having their cage/kennel located in the garden or shed, because I wouldn't wish to have to accommodate said slave in the house.

I don't own a whip, but there is a riding crop kickng around here somewhere.
Should have come with me to the Birmingham Bizar Bazar today Bovvy there were dozens of subbys there that would be happy to fulfill that position for you.
 

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