I didn't realise it was so dangerous a profession!

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  1. Dead Porn Stars Memorial - YouTube

    Spot anyone you remember/fancied when you were young/younger?

    Apart from the AIDS breakout about 20(?) years ago, I didn't really think Porno would be such a dangerous place...
     
  2. Most seemed to be suicide. The only one as a direct result of the job was the actress who died in a bondage scene. Though AIDS did catch a few of them out before the industry tried to make it safer.

    It's the main reason I never went into porn :)
     
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    There are some truly sad cunts on the Internet. Imagine having so much time on your hands that you decide to make a 7 minute long RIP video to pornstars.

    Jesus.
     
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  4. To be fair, I cried like a baby when John Holmes carked it.

    He had a magnificent tool.
     
  5. Better than watching that Kony bollocks.
     
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  6. Does this mean you're jealous that you didn't come up with the idea Ravers?
     
  7. I only recognised 4 names, I'm obviously not doing enough research.
     
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  8. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I have a workshop (big shed). When I'm bored I go and tinker with stuff. I like taking perfectly serviceable items to pieces, cleaning them and reassembling them incorrectly.

    Currently I have 2 motorcycles, a chainsaw, 3 bicycles, various pieces of antique furniture including a snooker table and a large number of guns all languishing in pieces in my man cave.

    Making vids on YouTube isn't my thing.
     
  9. Hmmm...tragic. THat Eva Lux looks WELL fit. off to find videos.
     
  10. On Ticket..??..therefore locked up in their designated place..??..Mmmmm..!!..:)
     
  11. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    RFD.
     
  12. Time to update my eye spy book of porn stars.
     
  13. Ahhh..o.k(tentative)..I only have an air rifle..so RFD's can have lots of 'bits of hardware' lying around the curtilage of their dwelling(be it a humble cottage/duck house/Anthony Steen, "very very nice house") with no caveat(s)..I'm only asking..:?
     
  14. Didn't realise 2005 was such a dangerous year..................
     
  15. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    As long as your workshop/shed complies with your local plodder's interpretation of a secure armoury, then yeah.