I didnt know they had one let alone grow hair round it.

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#2
I would not care what they looked like if they were any good at their jobs. Unfortunately they are a shower of useless munters.
 

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FFS Markin! You might have given a bit of warning there. I was having my lunch when I opened up your link and there is Blears ugly mug staring out of the page - yeuch :pukel:
 
#5
I still think that Harriet Harman is strangely alluring.
 
#7
Litotes said:
Ethel_the_Aardvark said:
I still think that Harriet Harman is strangely alluring.
Report sick immediately, man! You are ill!

Dr Litotes
Oh I don't know ......... short skirt, heels, black hold up stockings ... :oops:
 
#8
And then they go and shoot themselves in the foot by showing a picture of Lady Astor who they claim is a "Natural beauty". Maybe to an eqiune dentist she might be... last time I saw gnashers like that they were on the winner of the 3.10 at Chepstow.

Anyway, I'm with Ethel, I'd smash Harman all over the place, and I'd love a slippery tit fuck from Jacqui, they're massive. That's a bad photo too, she looks smarter than that now.
 
#9
They haven't shown Caroline FLint; she's definitely a bit of a babe. As for Hazel the ginger pixie, I'd kick her back doors in. Jackie Smith could hand out a number of oily tit wanks before being bukakke'd.

I wouldn't touch the rest with yours...
 

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NSFW
 
#12
I thought for a second Mr Deputy that you meant what order you'd do it.
Jacqui would be gob, minge, arse, minge, arse, and gob again.
 
#13
Bloody hell! 8O

Next to the evil (yet depressingly normal) nastiness of jacqui smith, blears looks like a vampire, with the pallid complexion the pointy little fangs and the "i've seen blood" expression of excitement/desperation. :x

I mean she has the same "white skin must be white" thing that HRH Queen Victoria had going on, but for completely different reasons.
 
#14
I feel "violated" and strangely sullied since I opened that link.
I can no longer face the prospect of watching "educational" porn, due to the deep trauma that I feel.
Should I sue, or try to tough out the "Flash backs"?
 
#15
IndianaDel said:
Should I sue, or try to tough out the "Flash backs"?
No, just have a hand shandy over this picture. You know you love it.

No need to thank me. This one's free.

 
#16
Biped said:
Not suitable for w@nk?

Fcuk me - if its a choice between smacking the back doors in on an extra from Wallace and Gromit or Count Dracula's ex, I think I'll stick to the wank bank, thanks.

I've seen it though, and I can't un-see it, so I'll just hold them in reserve to avoid premature emancipation.
 
#17
I wouldn't get bored of fisting Hazel Blears whilst wearing a welders gauntlet wrapped in razor wire. The entire female membership of the labour party are enough to turn a bloke into a raving, light on his toes, bottom touching, crud munching gayer.
 
#18
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
I wouldn't get bored of fisting Hazel Blears whilst wearing a welders gauntlet wrapped in razor wire. The entire female membership of the labour party are enough to turn a bloke into a raving, light on his toes, bottom touching, crud munching gayer.
Dunno about that, its not officially 'late' on the Friday night (i.e. Saturday morning) so I feel duty bound to be honest and say if I bumped into either on the way out of Yates's wine hovel I'd do it.
 
#19
stapd said:
Dunno about that, its not officially 'late' on the Friday night (i.e. Saturday morning) so I feel duty bound to be honest and say if I bumped into either on the way out of Yates's wine hovel I'd do it.
I'd do it too. But the difference being, my method of 'doing' would leave it A&E for a week with a bad case of 'punchedintheheadwithamalletitus'.
 

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#20
Mugatu2 said:
IndianaDel said:
Should I sue, or try to tough out the "Flash backs"?
No, just have a hand shandy over this picture. You know you love it.

No need to thank me. This one's free.

One picture of it looking half human does not mean it isn't a pig.

I've seem picture of the late Jane Goody where she looked half presentable - an illusion.
 

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