I didnt know they had one let alone grow hair round it.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Markintime, May 1, 2009.

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  1. It's amazing what carp you can find in the Daily Mail.


    Who is the most stupid looking MP Male and Female?

    'Orang-outang' Blears has to be a winner surely?
  2. BuggerAll

    BuggerAll LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I would not care what they looked like if they were any good at their jobs. Unfortunately they are a shower of useless munters.
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    FFS Markin! You might have given a bit of warning there. I was having my lunch when I opened up your link and there is Blears ugly mug staring out of the page - yeuch :pukel:
  4. Steal yourself man, we've seen worse in combat.

    Although I can't recall when.
  5. I still think that Harriet Harman is strangely alluring.
  6. Report sick immediately, man! You are ill!

    Dr Litotes
  7. Oh I don't know ......... short skirt, heels, black hold up stockings ... :oops:
  8. And then they go and shoot themselves in the foot by showing a picture of Lady Astor who they claim is a "Natural beauty". Maybe to an eqiune dentist she might be... last time I saw gnashers like that they were on the winner of the 3.10 at Chepstow.

    Anyway, I'm with Ethel, I'd smash Harman all over the place, and I'd love a slippery tit fuck from Jacqui, they're massive. That's a bad photo too, she looks smarter than that now.
  9. They haven't shown Caroline FLint; she's definitely a bit of a babe. As for Hazel the ginger pixie, I'd kick her back doors in. Jackie Smith could hand out a number of oily tit wanks before being bukakke'd.

    I wouldn't touch the rest with yours...
  10. With Jaqui it'd have to be back doors followed by a gobble accompanied by me saying "Well we've had to swallow your shit for years".
  11. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

  12. I thought for a second Mr Deputy that you meant what order you'd do it.
    Jacqui would be gob, minge, arse, minge, arse, and gob again.
  13. Bloody hell! 8O

    Next to the evil (yet depressingly normal) nastiness of jacqui smith, blears looks like a vampire, with the pallid complexion the pointy little fangs and the "i've seen blood" expression of excitement/desperation. :x

    I mean she has the same "white skin must be white" thing that HRH Queen Victoria had going on, but for completely different reasons.
  14. I feel "violated" and strangely sullied since I opened that link.
    I can no longer face the prospect of watching "educational" porn, due to the deep trauma that I feel.
    Should I sue, or try to tough out the "Flash backs"?
  15. No, just have a hand shandy over this picture. You know you love it.

    No need to thank me. This one's free.