I did sniff colleagues chair, admits politician

#1
I did sniff colleague's chair, admits politician

[Safe - Daily Telegrpah Article]

Troy Buswell, the leader of the opposition Liberal Party in Western Australia, was under intense pressure to resign over the incident, which happened in 2005. He dismissed allegations on 13 different occasions that he had sniffed the seat, before finally admitting yesterday that it had in fact taken place.

“All I can confirm is that the events described in the paper [The West Australian] by the former female staffer are accurate,” he said.
I'm sure we've all denied something in the face of overwhelming pressure?
 
#3
The poor man being harassed for something like this! Who amongst hasn't felt the need to go for a good sniff? If not around the office then around, say, the bicycle sheds?
 

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Sir John Betjemin. Poet Laureate and saviour of St. Pancreas station. Thats him in the WW2 kit at the top of that horrible draughty oyster bar above the Eurostar platform. My favourite poem of his...

"Some times I think that I should like
To be the seat upon a bike".

But consider the poor Royal Protection chaps next time Her Majesty visits our penal colony.

Check list...

Filthy Oz politicals clawing at their arse in the presence
Ditto farting
Ditto belching
Ditto puking
Ditto grabbing the Royal Rump and screeching "G'Day Shelia"
Two armed officers assigned to any seat used by Her Royal Highness for a period of 24 hours
 
#7
It isn't the fact he sniffed that lets him down. We've all been there. Nor especially should we castigate him for getting caught, one day, some day we will all be in that position...No, it is the fact he broke down in tears when interviewed on the telly, the seat-sniffing, unable to evade censure, convict descendent.

If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. I am now off to lick my neighbour's washing...
 
#8
Infiltrator said:
Good skills in my book. The only crime? Getting caught!
Agreed. Nothing wrong with this at all. If it had been a male colleague's chair......that would've been different 8O
 
#10
Before this gets in the papers or someone decides to grass me up I'll confess:

I have on occasion sniffed

1) A bicycle seat

2) A bar stool

3) An office chair, and

4) A car seat

Conducted after a bit of nice totty had vacated the seat and in front of witnesses I might add, (OK - sniggering friends would be more accurate), the only exception was No 4 which was a sole experiment to discover IF a violent fart had left any residue behind. It HAD BTW.

Hail Mary full of grace......................blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Hail Mary full of grace......................blah, blah, blah, blah.

Hail Mary full of grace......................blah, blah, blah.

Hail Mary full of grace......................blah, blah.

Hail Mary full of grace......................blah.
 

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