I deny all responsibility

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by billielittle, Mar 30, 2012.

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  1. A drunk man who smelled like beer
    sat down on a subway next to a priest.
    The man's tie was stained, his face
    was plastered with red lipstick,
    and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking
    out of his torn coat pocket.
    He opened his newspaper and
    began reading.

    After a few minutes the man
    turned to the priest and asked,
    'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'

    The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose
    living, being with cheap, wicked women,
    too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow
    man, sleeping around with prostitutes
    and lack of a bath.'

    The drunk muttered in response,
    'Well, I'll be damned, '
    Then returned to his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what
    he had said, nudged the man
    and apologized. 'I'm very sorry.
    I didn't mean to come on so strong.
    How long have you had arthritis?'

    The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.
    I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

    MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering advice
    cousin Jen
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