I couldn't fit all the dead prostitute in my black grip

#1
I'm gutted! I had to settle on the bottom half only, but next time ill try the top half, so I've got some tits, and a few tins of corner beef to re-construct some piss flaps. At least then when I'm done I can have egg and corned beef banjo's.
 
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#3
I'm gutted! I had to settle on the bottom half only, but next time ill try the top half, so I've got some tits, and a few tins of corner beef to re-construct some piss flaps. At least then when I'm done I can have egg and corned beef banjo's.
Next time try and fit yourself in the bag and leave it in the shower for the authorities to find and dispose of!
 
#5
I'm gutted! I had to settle on the bottom half only, but next time ill try the top half, so I've got some tits, and a few tins of corner beef to re-construct some piss flaps. At least then when I'm done I can have egg and corned beef banjo's.
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Lunchtime drinking. Don't do it kids.
 
#8
I've been trying to get gold one of those big north face duffle bags to get someone to lock me in it.
just tell us where you will be & i'm sure we will get many volunteers to help.
you may even get a darwin award for your endeavour!
 
#10
In a minute,the nurse will be along,asking you what the cunting hell you are doing,now, put the computer away and go and sit with the other retards in the communial lounge.
 
#13
#17
Next time try and fit yourself in the bag and leave it in the shower for the authorities to find and dispose of!
I always leave them in the NAAFI vending area near the microwave, the Putzfrau does a marvellous job cleaning up whatever the drunkards didn't eat.
 

Subsunk

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#18
There is a depressing chance that this individual has no imagination or artistic licence whatsoever and is just making a factual SITREP.
 
#19
There is a depressing chance that this individual has no imagination or artistic licence whatsoever and is just making a factual SITREP.
In which case we would mock the dribbling vagina for not being able to life a bag big enough to put a whole one in.

The big puff.
 

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