I couldn't fit all the dead prostitute in my black grip

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Scat, Oct 21, 2012.

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  1. I'm gutted! I had to settle on the bottom half only, but next time ill try the top half, so I've got some tits, and a few tins of corner beef to re-construct some piss flaps. At least then when I'm done I can have egg and corned beef banjo's.
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  2. That's nice, petal.
  3. Next time try and fit yourself in the bag and leave it in the shower for the authorities to find and dispose of!
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  4. I've been trying to get gold one of those big north face duffle bags to get someone to lock me in it.
  5. 20110929_drunken_275x350.jpg

    Lunchtime drinking. Don't do it kids.
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  6. I don't think you'll be short of volunteers.
  7. Just breath hopefully!
  8. just tell us where you will be & i'm sure we will get many volunteers to help.
    you may even get a darwin award for your endeavour!
  9. That train joinery must be very boring.
  10. In a minute,the nurse will be along,asking you what the cunting hell you are doing,now, put the computer away and go and sit with the other retards in the communial lounge.

  11. We wooden know.
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  12. I wooden say that.

    Reminds me of the wooden car with the wooden engine.

    It wooden go!

    Already going...
  13. And with that,I'm off to get Sunday dinner,the OP has obviously been caught using something he/she shouldn't and had it taken of them.Thank God for care in the community.
  14. Tablets make the dancing fairy devils go away...